Not Here For A Long Time Im Here For A Good Time

Eve | 23 Los Angeles Cats|Drag Queens|Film/Tv

[gkojax]

[megaceros]

[mattonious]

DEPLOY THE BOY

[boyfail]

ALL BOYS DEPLOYED

[trainer-alexis-deactivated20181]

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

[kiddthemaniac]

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

[neon-nobody]

[humorstar]

name these creatures x 

[awwww-cute]

[honeyswtfits]

magic cat

[kyraneko]

blessed post

[showtimechamaco]

RuPaul: “Most people love roses but I’m feeling like a Daisy.”

Carson: “Someone’s getting plucked tonight.”

Ross: “She quacks me up.”

Michelle: *cackles*

[quotethatshow]

[porterr-robinson]

[buttrimming-deactivated20190103]

mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

[kierralondon-deactivated2019102]

[mintmilano]

[unclefather]

I’m about to make this house a little less full

[jeffreycombs]

marriage story as mickey and goofy is the funniest thing i’ve heard in the last decade (x)

[catchymemes]

[prince-j-daniel-of-texcoco]

Bottoming for the first time with a hung top

[zerophiliac]

[brock-hunter-xxx]

You didn’t have to, yet you did

[raccoonshuffle]

[bongospasm]

[thenatsdorf]

Touchy da kitty. (sound on to hear sweet mews)

[mimigemrose]

If that’s not the universal feline way of saying “Yes? What?” Then I don’t know what is.

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

this singlehandedly cured my depression and anxiety

[whitepeopletwitter]

[honey-harper-official-deactivat]

He makes a fair point

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

I was about to roast him but he started making points

[stressvul-deactivated20200822]

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* reblog or like if you ever felt like this*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

follow for relatbale original sad shit! i feel like im already dead, i hate everything about myself!

[jodiefoster]

anybody else here not good at anything