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hamlet’s dad: son you need to avenge me

hamlet: oh ABSOLUTELY

hamlet for the next four and a half acts:

underrated dead apple moment: when kunikida said “we are the armed detective agency after all” and pressed a button to reveal a huge ass wall of guns

kilowave

gstringofsuburbia

green day: *brings fans onstage during concerts and gives away free instruments, waves at fans that they recognize, pauses shows to stop fights*

also green day:

legendowoon

young k + smiling for anon

brianskangs

(180708) YOUNG K x SHOOT ME

dovyu

day6 + text posts

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

i’ll never understand why we don’t call countries the names they actually call themselves

like, i know this is a weeaboo-sounding example, but let’s start with Japan. They call themselves Nippon or Nihon depending on… i guess, the speaker’s accent??? or their level of formality while speaking??? I dunno. But we still called them Zipangu for like a few hundred years. And now we call them Japan.

All because Marco Polo asked someone in China about that island over there and they said “oh that’s Cipangu” and Marco Polo was like “Oh, Zipangu, cool.” And then he went back to Italy and said “Y’ALL THERE’S THIS DOPE-ASS ISLAND CALLED ZIPANGU” and people back in Italy were like “An island called Giappone? Dope.”

And this pattern of people mishearing people kept repeating until we got to “Japan.”

And we still call them Japan even though we know better. Because fuck you, Marco Polo asked the wrong person 500 years ago and misheard them and we’re sticking to that, I guess.

toast-potent

that was literally just the world’s worst game of telephone

angstphilosophy

Is no one still going to mention the 185758109 names for Germany

cantinasband

It’s you. It’s me.

diablocodys

nothing will ever surpass the comedy of bella standing in front of the fan and then the shot of edward literally looking like hes forcing down vomit

birthofvcnus

min yoongi’s really out there….being the world’s sweetest honey boy…. making deep sentimental music that has incredible beats….smiling that gummy smile……..wow legend