[enki2]

[reticent-vampire]

ASSAD ZAMAN as ARMAND The Vampire Lestat 3.07

[shiftythrifting]

Shirt you can only wear at 3pm on a Tuesday

queue'd for 3 on Tuesday

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[shiftythrifting]

The face on this panda is fucking me up

looks about right to me

[shiftythrifting]

It's a, uh, lighter. Unused.

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[neat-deadandlive-things]

I don't want to hear anyone complain that Heated Rivalry is unnecessarily sexualizing hockey when this was at the antique store.

[darkestbefourdawn1]

@shiftythrifting

[storyweavingspider]

FUCKIN YURTLE THE TURTLE IS DEAD YALL

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[kkujo]

sorry sir that is yassified information

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[dissociatingdumbass]

[bi-polarbear]

[shiftythrifting]

Discord submission from snail: grandma gator wrasslin

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[dogzcats]

inside the actors' studio with Colin Firth

[111111111yeah]

i work with this guy from ireland and conversations with him are such a treat. Bro! So daft 😂 has become a huge meme for me in my brain

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you can always start making a beautiful life for yourself even if you’ve lost some years to grief. your entire life does not need to be a perfect story, and it always doesn’t have to be only good or only bad. it’s gotta be a lot of both.