Teg

alright i guess

[public-universal-sister]

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

[hackto-oshiro]

[birthdaylobotomy]

ok but… nothing has ever captured the feeling of mysterious autumn delight like over the garden wall has. the crisp and deep music, the warm and aged visuals, the jokes, the dialogue…. it is literally the most perfect story to ever exist and you can fight me on that

[blanket8989898-deactivated20150]

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

[fagflint]

pirates really had it going on man...... high waisted skinny jean lookin ass pants........ loose fitting and often deep cut shirts........ tall boots.... the belts.... swords....... long hair a lot.......... where did it all go........

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the booing begins

[eating-rocks]

I'm replaying skyrim and I always forget the the default face and the guy that greets you when you wake up is the same

And it's so fucking funny to me because all I can think of is them just

[gaygaara]

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

[moonwatcher13]

As someone who ran track and cross country for 4 years in high school, this always fucking mystified me the most out of all the insane shit PE had us do.

Track and field club taught all new runners how to properly warm up, stretch, pace, etc. Its a process, and doing it properly takes 15-20 minutes to make sure your body is ready so you dont hurt yourself.

PE didnt do jack shit, they just said "go run a mile" so 70% of the fucking kids sprinted flat out the first lap and basically walked the other 3. Multiple people did it in boots or tennis shoes. I'm amazed more of them didnt pull a muscle or worse in the process.

I dont know what the purpose of PE was, but it sure as shit wasnt proper exercise. And I think a lot of people suffered for that. If they spent the time teaching us about the importance of physical health, proper nutrition, how to safely stretch/exercise, etc, we would all be better off now.

[renthony]

Let's be real, PE exists to shame and torture the fat kids, and for pretty much no other reason.

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

*Insert that thing with all the people who dread gym*

[homemade-potato]

this one?

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Das the one

[rslashrats]

why do toontown npcs have some of the worst names conceivable 

[rslashrats]

[thesecretuncle]

The panel of jurors at my execution sentencing

[little-witchys-cottage]

They be blessing

[eat-moss-do-crime]

♡ Tiny ♡

[faerie-frogs]

Fruit gummy frogs,,,,

[swarnpert]

me: *touches mysterious sticky spot*

the voice of freddy’s mom from icarly echoing through my mind: wet and sticky is very icky. sticky and wet makes mommy upset

[hotgirlmeg]

me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse

employee: aisle 5

me: thanks

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ranger-truth]

Guys, guys, let’s get back into Animorphs!!!

They are all free to read with Applegate’s permission on the animorphs website!

Oh yeah babey

[radicalclownfriend-deactivated2]

[gravityofstars]

She has also written some absolutely amazing books recently.

These are just a few of them. I read The One and Only Ivan to my students every year (and there’s a sequel coming out in May!).

Every one of her books I’ve read has been beautifully written. Yes, they’re written for children, but you won’t regret reading a single one of them. Applegate is hands-down my favorite middle grades author.

Read. Her. Books.

[gravityofstars]

Also this

[ophidahlia]

Animorphs says trans rights

[alwayskeepingit100]

I love being in love and financially stable its so wavy

[niggasandcomputers]

Send the link

[guerrillatech]

Holy shit

[justsomeantifas]

They have their own forensics team

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2011/10/21/target-forensics-lab

Target's state-of-the-art forensics lab catches more than just shoplifters

It's not uncommon for large retail stores to use high-tech video surveillance and forensics to catch shoplifters, but Minnesota-based Target

[lilnasxvevo]

No no no, you buried the lede there—Target has a forensics team AND

“Target [...] lend[s] its high-end technology and professionals to law enforcement agencies free of charge, often on high-profile cases.”

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Me reading your tarot cards: "Okay, I have drawn the Empress, the Queen of Discs, the, uh.... jack of diamonds, blue eyes white dragon, a couple of Swamp lands, and Pikachu."

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I place the Knave of Swords face down in defense mode and end my turn