squid ass

Imani. 25. I'm going into battle, and I need your strongest potions.

[catchymemes]

[slimed]

imagine ur watching sex and the city and they’re at the coffee shop and they pan to all the girls individually and this is what they pan to for Miranda would you even notice

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

my aesthetic: left 4 dead 2 graffiti 

[tombstonettromboners]

Not including the legend himself:

[lesbian-toddhoward]

god bless chicago ted

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[cat-n-tonic]

can you OD on vitamin D

[jimkirksfatass]

that’s how icarus died

[gaywig]

[onefuckinghundred]

[aloeveragel]

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

[dotted-sixteenth-deactivated202]

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

It wouldn’t be totally silent but they would pronounce it like “Oooo” so Hugh probably felt a little like a ghost while there

[everyteenager4free]

[memewhore]

[ramisuschrist-blog]

[typac]

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

[munchroome]

which ones are the real mythbusters

[moontouched-moogle]

don’t ever talk to us or our sons ever again

[nijiimura]

[taquito]

[tkkatherineblog]

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

Now Presenting……..

Her

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[coldburrrito]

buy me McDonalds and call me daddy

[thebootydiaries]

im calling the police

[actionandreaction]

Cop kink I see

[thebootydiaries]

do not,