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makegodcry-deactivated20231025

hey, I'm trying really hard to get a place so we can move out of this infested apartment as soon as the lease is up

I'm the sole provider for myself and my gf, and we really need all the help we can get with a down payment

if you can, please consider commissioning me

I do oc art (busts only for now) for $5 apiece

I can usually get these done pretty fast. samples will be attached!!

I also do custom voice work of all kinds, I can sing or speak. this work will take a little longer, especially if you want an instrumental. check my pinned post for the link to my carrd with more detailed pricing and samples for my voice work.

please message me if you have any questions!! if you can't commission me, I would still really appreciate a share!!

ruinedchildhood

slashtiddie

My friend sent me this no context

I want what they have

actually-elley

This is the true spirit of Halloween

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toastbutteregg

cute-animals-only

her soul trying to get back into her body

parksandrecbloopers-deactivated

Everyone and their dog’s seen this one but imma post it anyway

View all bloopers here (x)

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badgerofshambles

a singular scuit. just one.

threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat

an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it.

brunhiddensmusings

‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years ‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones

‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice baked thus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice

behold the monoscuit/scuit

cameoamalthea

Why is this called a biscuit:

brunhiddensmusings

when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they cared thus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UK the evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree

theguilteaparty

When you finally find the energy to do stuff

nastymanprincess

Reblog and the universe will grant you the spoons you need to do that thing you’ve been meaning to do

fuckinglovebrit

the real president of united states

honestlyyoungpersona

At such moments, I realize that all these stupid stereotypes about us do not have the right to exist

kodaksnacks-blog

997

and she picked just the right song

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whhat the f

mentethemage-deactivated2018122

today I learned you could figure skate on roller blades

angelicdevil

This kid is KILLING it!

a-dumb-bitch-apparently

I’ll be back in going to go watch Every single video about this subject

spiritsonic

Been meaning to do this for years

asleepinawell

Us (2019) dir. Jordan Peele - deleted scene

ME AF

This is the money Charizard. Reblog and you will money tomorrow.

everyonelovesrobots

That first edition Base set Holo Charizard with shadowless border (meaning first print) is actually worth about $5k+ if in mint condition so hell fucking yeah I’ll reblog the Money Charizard.