Ta Freaken Da

without love, everything is pointless, so live with kindness. Also, I'm never on here, so all yall gonna get is NightVale or whatever shenannigans I share

[tami-taylors-hair]

Really? This broad can’t think of one time Jesus got in trouble with the law? Like, once? Where it maybe led to a pretty significant consequence? Not once? 

[imasociopathicwolf]

Jesus didn't break the law in the normal sense of breaking the law. He was the dividend between the old law and the new. An example that immediately comes to mind is when he heals the man with the shrivvled hand, Mark 3:1-6. It was against the law to work on the sabbath, and healing would be considered work. Jesus immediatly responded with a question "Which is lawful on the sabbath, to do good or to do evil? To save life, or to kill?" Jesus was showing that the old laws were no longer neccesary because Jesus had come to settle their debt. The same debt that the old laws helped them deal with. While the bible points out that we should follow the law of the land, God's law is above all of it. Jesus always followed God's law first, which is far more righteous and just than any human law will ever be. The point is, it's not just about breaking laws, it's about a new generation of laws, to love others and to show compassion.

[bananonbinary]

one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.

DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU’RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.

[redheadhatchet]

One of my college professors used to say “anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.”  I didn’t understand that for years because I didn’t do anything poorly, I couldn’t do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly.

But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting.  Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible.  Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible.  Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don’t have the energy to go anywhere.

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly… because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.

[king]

i have an interview and i dont even want to go

[king]

i got the job oh my god i was so rude too im surprised

[king]

i went to sleep after posting this and when i woke up i as laughing cause i was so awful basically they called me to come in right when i called to ask about the job and i had a killer ass migrane so i went as a half dead bitch also i typed up a makeshift resume in the waiting room and when i went in im like hey you want me to send this to u i just made it and the doctor was like ok if u want and my phone was not working so i went ya forget it theres no signal and he went kay thats fine too and i went home and a half hour later he called to say i was hired and i went back to sleep i thought i dreamt this shit i start monday though apparently

[kreatureden]

reblog for a slice of this energy 

[doncamathicc]

don’t you hate it when you go for a swim with a pretty girl and when you get out of the water your nipples have washed away

[whitmoreindustries]

I couldn’t stop thinking about how funny this was I’M SORRY

[yesperono]

A female Presenting nipples

[barbara-lazuli]

holy shit i cant breathe

[lifepros]

#6340

Own your emotions. Don’t apologize for them. You aren’t wrong to feel the way that you do. But take control of your actions. Your actions are what define you. And if you don’t like the way that you feel, figure out what caused your emotions to be the way that they are, and adapt.

[theartofangirling]

me, baking: this bread empty

Y E A S T

[killowave]

[lifepros]

#6341

If your car gets stuck in the snow or mud, put your floor mats under your front tires(or whichever tires get power) The floor mats will grip the snow or mud and your car will grip the floor mats.

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[imasociopathicwolf]

Question:

Soooooo, if Thor is a tall and toned, assuming he weighs similar to a normal human with his size, he could weigh about 250lbs . Since, canonically, Spiderman has incredible strength like a spider, he can lift allot of weight. Now, get this...hypothetically, if Thor were to have his hammer in hand....and Spiderman hurls thor up in the air with the hammer... HYPOTHETICALLY Does that make him worthy? 👀

[miiriya]

[imasociopathicwolf]

I'd rather bear my heart on my sleeve and have it be ripped to shreds then wall it up inside and claim 'I'm fine'

[imasociopathicwolf]

We will, we will, rock you!

Rock hard, rock bottom, and stoned to death.

[imasociopathicwolf]

I've always beleived that one should never point out another's 'faults' like their hair doesn't quite complement their face or something like that, something that couldn't be fixed in five minuets or under. However, I've recently learned an exception. While it is rude to point out someone's acsessory or style, I don't think it's rude to call someone out on their additude. If they need an adjustment in additude they need to know it. sometimes someone needs to know that the way they're approaching a situation is not okay, and I think that should be the exception to "If they can't fix it in five minuets or less, don't say anything." Understandibly it could potentially hurt someone or worsen the situation, but it is never okay to take out frustrations on someone else.

[communitycalendar]

Wednesday is the uneasy feeling of being watched by an unknown being. It is constantly looking over your shoulder, watching for enemies. It keeps you awake by steadily feeding into your fears. Wednesday is powerful and it is…relentless.

[communitycalendar]

Friday is best kept contained in a circle of large stones or small boulders, itself located within a wooded area. Resist the urge to comply with it’s pleas, for it presents unspeakable dangers if released. It knows your weaknesses and will most certainly try to take advantage- under no circumstances should you listen. Under no circumstances can Friday be unleashed.

[sixpenceee]

Doesn’t that look beautiful?

Like something you’d find on one of those soft/nature blogs?

Well you are in for a surprise

The Bolton Strid in England is one of the most innocent looking streams. 

Though it looks like you could just hop across the rocks, but if you miss you will die for sure. It packs very rapid currents just a couple of feet below its surface. No one really knows how deep it really is. Nobody who has ever fallen into the Strid has survived. It has a 100% fatality rate.

[alloursongswillbelullabies]

It’s always the things I google expecting to be false that wind up being horribly true.

[sixpenceee]

I forgot to add but here is a SOURCE

[busket]

“It’s relatively common for people to assume they can jump the creek, walk across its stones or even wade through it (again, just looking at it, the Strid really seems to be only knee-deep in places, and certainly not the instant, precipitous drop into a watery grave that it is). Most of the time, they never even find the body. Which means there are just dozens of corpses down there, pinned to the walls of the underground chasms, waiting for you to join them…”

[processintegrated]

how dare you leave out the best quote

“It’s exactly how water works in a video game: It looks all stupid and harmless, but the second your foot touches the surface, you get some bullshit drowning animation and die instantly.”

[makthealphagay-deactivated20201]

It’s the actual River Styx