gourmet fuckin' fruit gels

 *sits my dog down to have an in-depth, mostly one way conversation about how much he means to me*

[doncamathicc]

hey!! this blog is ia and has moved to @dizzzyoncaffeine

[didusaydisney]

#NAILED IT

[muthr]

THIS LITTLE FUCKER IS FLUENT IN MULTIPLE DEAD LANGUAGES, IS CONSIDERED ONE OF THE MOST MAGNIFICENT LINGUISTS OF HIS TIME AND HAS BASICALLY TAUGHT HIMSELF HOW TO SPEAK ATLANTIAN, A LANGUAGE NOT EVEN THOUGHT TO BE REAL, ON HIS OWN AND HE CANT SAY KIDAGAKASH. WOW. GOOD JOB MILO FUCKING THATCH. A+ JOB RIGHT THERE. 

[thiinka]

dude he’s floored by beautiful woman don’t be too hard on him

[doncamathicc]

don’t you hate it when you go for a swim with a pretty girl and when you get out of the water your nipples have washed away

[whitmoreindustries]

I couldn’t stop thinking about how funny this was I’M SORRY

[doncamathicc]

this is amazinG holy shit

[doncamathicc]

don’t you hate it when you go for a swim with a pretty girl and when you get out of the water your nipples have washed away

[whitmoreindustries]

I couldn’t stop thinking about how funny this was I’M SORRY

[noosecl-deactivated20170918]

Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous au prochain règlement Rendez-vous, rendez-vous, rendez-vous sûrement aux prochaines règles Murdoc dressed as Stromae from Tous Les Mêmes (Vid linked for ref)

Okay to tag as kin!

[imots]

[brilliantlyhorrid]

[knitmeapony]

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

[krakkenchaos]

With the solar eclipse coming up this month, here’s some things to keep in mind

Do Not: Buy a strange looking plant from an old Chinese man running an exotic flower shop

Do: Invade the fire nation while they are at their weakest

[amorformusic]

This literally the only time to reblog this y'all

[bedbugbiting]

My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

[bomberqueen17]

I searched and searched for the post this graphic was from, and the OP deactivated, but I kept the graphic, because my BFF does the same thing, uses her imagination to come up with the worst pain she can imagine and pegs her “10″ there, and so is like, well, I’m conscious, so this must be a 5, and then the doctors don’t take her seriously. (And she then does things like driving herself to the hospital while in the process of giving birth. Probably should have called an ambulance for that one!)

So I found this and sent it to her. Because this is what they want to know: how badly is this pain affecting you? Not on a scale of “nothing” to “how I’d imagine it’d feel if bears were eating my still-living guts while I was on fire”. 

I hate reposting stuff, but I’ll never find that post again and OP is deactivated, so, here’s a repost. I can delete this later, i just wanted to get it to you and I can’t embed images in a chat or an ask. 

[derryderrydown]

This is possibly why it took several weeks to diagnose my fractured spine.

[petralemaitre]

Pain Scale transcription:

10 - I am in bed and I can’t move due to my pain. I need someone to take me to the emergency room because of my pain.

9 - My pain is all that I can think about. I can barely move or talk because of my pain.

8 - My pain is so severe that it is difficult to think of anything else. Talking and listening are difficult.

7 - I am in pain all the time. It keeps me from doing most activities.

6 - I think about my pain all of the time. I give up many activities because of my pain.

5 - I think about my pain most of the time. I cannot do some of the activities I need to do each day because of the pain.

4 - I am constantly aware of my pain but can continue most activities.

3 - My pain bothers me but I can ignore it most of the time.

2 - I have a low level of pain. I am aware of my pain only when I pay attention to it.

1 - My pain is hardly noticeable.

0 - I have no pain.

[grimdarkmatt]

they’re the kind of family your mother covers your eyes from in public, but man you wish you could be part of them

[grimdarkmatt]

i don’t do digital art enough, i’m slackin

but i used these dents for coloring practice, and some new poses

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

dere you go

[oursidae]

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

yAy

[post-and-out]

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

[fan-troll]

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

[goldpilot22]

Because I love you all.

[clavicusvilemoved]

liketheleaveschangeincolours

Remember when we made these.

[thecrimiinal-deactivated2016112]

Just made this and i mayve added a little more vanilla than intended, but still tastes AWESOME

[schmoopernatural-deactivated201]

omg the recipe

[boycub]

if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.

[boycub]

Its getting close to Halloween again so I just thought I’d reblog this again

[glitchedfur]

it’s august

[cyborgsmanifesto]

becoming an adult cheat sheet!!!

learn how to coupon

how to get free therapy

clean bathroom tips

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

learn time management skillz

recipes that take 30 minutes or less

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

create a resume

how to make a doctor’s appointment

organize your closet

find the right career

a list of stress relievers

how to pick a major

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

what the hell is a mortgage?

buying a used car

how to pick a health insurance plan

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

a list of hotlines in a crisis

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

[aries069]

I

[softgrlfriend]

Visit Original Link

guys….. this is it…….. the studio version of the dreamy original she used to sing live

[gzides]

one of many comics from my vent stupid but i needed it out?? so this goes along with a headcanon as to why murdoc made cy unable to feel anything. she was emotional just like the original host of her dna and that scared him. she didnt really feel sad she just?? leaked from her face idk.

[brobeckbitch]