Not Porn

🦄 Just weird

[weirdstuffandthingsthatmatter]

[reducedlunch]

this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface

[twerklina]

[meanplastic]

from: me to: your dad

[witchbithebooks-deactivated2019]

one day I’m gonna go off the grid and just fuck off into the woods, take baths in the ocean under the moonlight, befriend the local fae and live my fucking truth you know?

[mockwa]

[threesideddream]

this is really what supervising kids is like

[onlyblackgirl]

She is 5000% over them

[naturallycurlycoco]

*If yall don’t sit yo asses down*

[candiikismet]

When they reversed I lost it! Lmao

[princesstigerbelle]

CIRCLE PIT

[kalyug]

i made smth

[salad-eyes]

[softwaring]

[pinkluver]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtTaUB8hb-C/

[forgottencool]

Samson Pollen

[pi-la]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[babyanimalgifs]

[deep-sexts]

[cheese24k]

[a-crab-called-diz]

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

[missgryz-deactivated20130907]

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

[yung-lizardqueen-deactivated202]

danish tv is the best thing ever

[australiyeahnah-deactivated2015]

“Okay :(”

[thranduilland]

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

[standarddrake]

I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like

“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”

[titenoute]

thanks for the context omg

[catchymemes]

[veryfunnymemes]

[666-rueful]

how can i delete myself