The world falls apart, according to plan.

There's no theme to this. You may never learn my name or any other details, but my AO3 is kicking about here somewhere and I feel that reveals more about me as a person than anything else.

[redstonedust]

sometimes i see an out of context discourse post and im like "hm this really sounds like op is strawmanning a reasonable argument and making up a guy to be mad at." and then i check their blog for context and realise theyve spent the past 72 hours arguing with the human embodiments of the strawman. like damn nevermind im sorry for doubting you. you are fighting battles so cartoonishly evil i cant even fathom them as real. good luck out there.

[charlemane]

i think the luckiest moment of my life - at least, the luckiest moment i'm aware of & can remember - was when i poured HOURS of wrist-grinding labor into nålbinding baby socks with no pattern & vague measurements pirated off a machine-made baby sock, and they turned out weirdly long and skinny. and then the baby was born with such weirdly long and skinny feet that the only socks that fit him were the ones i made. what a very specific little lottery to win.

[tlirsgender]

Scariest things your favorite white man horror Film™️ director can think of:

What if desecrating Indigenous people's graves had consequences?

What if a woman was horny ... and ugly?

Trees

Gay people

[tlirsgender]

From the notes Oops I forgot

Disabled people

Which, personally, as a disabled Indigenous lesbian all of the above just sounds like a good time

[actualized-animal]

if i was weird al i would do a version of "we didn't start the fire" that starts off like it's just another hackneyed modernization of the song, except once it hits the present day it just keeps going. so verse 1 is like "GEORGE BUSH / WORLD TRADE / WAR ON TERROR / GREEN DAY" but by verse 6 it's like "MARTIAN INVASION / ROBO-STALIN BACK AGAIN / NEO BRAZIL FROZEN OVER / PLUS THE MOON BLEW UP." you might think "but kit, wouldn't the song wind up being extremely long" but that's the brilliant part- the tempo still increases with every verse. the song ends when weird al passes out

[sandersstudies]

My brother (17) and his friends like to play a game called “Manhunt” where several boys on foot are “hunted” by two boys in a car, whilst they share their phone locations on a timer. It’s basically a city-wide game of tag. My brother’s behavior made them add the rule that you cannot just sprint off straight into the woods (he’s a bow hunter and outdoorsman and they are city boys).

[sandersstudies]

My parents consent to him playing this game. He called my mom while I was with her and said “hey if it’s cool I’m gonna have the boys over at the house to start a manhunt later” and my mom was like of course sweetie have fun.

[mistercrowbar]

You sold your soul to devil and the kids don't even recognize your superhero name.

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This interaction always has me like OH NO WYLL.... but also like, he was helping the grove before anyone else, he deserves credit. I recall a "just run" line in there somewhere but forget who exactly it was, but I think Wyll would def tell the kids to leave fighting to the adults. And stay out of the way of spellcasters' AoE attacks!

[mikilavellan]

“You don’t have to be like me Umi you just have to buy enough time to run” 🥺

[vintage-tigre]

[teaboot]

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

[dontwannabeaphyrexianidiot]

[existennialmemes]

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

[existennialmemes]

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

[esters-notepad]

This comic was first published in 2008. 2008! That's almost twenty years ago now.

[thehorizonmachine]

there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha

[athelind]

[IMAGE: The logo for the Pathfinder TTRPG]

[notaplaceofhonour]

the funniest possible Live Action Remake that Disney could make, and I would actually watch, is Cars

[notaplaceofhonour]

no eyes on the windshields, no faces, just footage of real cars

[dorothylarouge]

Stop saying “larp.” Larpers are decent people just having a cheeky bit of fun and don’t deserve to be slandered like this. The word you’re looking for is “poseur”

[prokopetz]

"Does the worldbuilding of The Great Mouse Detective imply the existence of Mouse Colonialism" buddy, the plot of The Great Mouse Detective explicitly hinges on Mouse Race Science. Of course there's Mouse Colonialism.

[prokopetz]

(Like, it's not subtle. Ratigan is a self-hating rat who identifies as a mouse. His insistence on this point in spite of not being remotely mouse-passing is both a running gag and the motivation behind his most heinous acts of on-screen villainy. Basil pronounces "sewer rat" like it's a slur, and mocks Ratigan by calling him a stenchus rodentus, a piece of faux-Latin nonsense imitating the forms of Linnaean taxonomy, literally putting Ratigan in his place by locating him within a scientific hierarchy of races. Ratigan's downfall ultimately comes about not as a product of Basil's cleverness, but due to Ratigan's inability to restrain his own inherently savage nature. All of this is in the surface-level text of the film.)

[studentofetherium]

lol

[hotvampireadjacent]

wonder what that's about

[goatsgomoo]

damn this is bad bad

[swordy-da-goat]

Realistically, it’d be really hard to push them (they’re 8ft/2.44m tall). I just like to mess around with their anatomy.

[naiad-r]

"This heartache is from forever."

@plokoonweek Day 5: Chronic pain || Broken anti-ox mask

Opposite of Fix-it: Plo Koon survives, but not for long. Not with his former pack hunting him down.

[swordy-da-goat]

I was surprised at how popular my latest DnD character got, so here's some info.

Galient: Warforged Paladin (Vengeance)

(yea I misspelled in the image; too lazy to fix it).

They/Them

Built in the early 15th century, they were built for war against colonists who settled on their long-gone ancient creators' lands.

Was killed in battle in the early 1800s by a musket shot (that's how they got a hole in their right eye).

Was found by scientists a century later, was experimented on, and accidentally brought back to life.

Through mishaps (rampage), ended up with the party. Initially just hated everyone due to their mission, but after learning that the warforges lost the war and are all probably dead, now feels alone and confused in the modern world and kinda follows the party out of uncertainty.

For those wondering how they transform.

(if you're hungry for more, under is my messy notes about their anatomy. I love spec bio cause autism I guess)