Fuck.

Triceratops. 30. Stoned. Depressed. Horny.

[narciesuss]

[segamascott]

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[radicalgraff]

"A world without trans people has never existed and never will"

Poster spotted in Olympia, WA

[loserforever]

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

[probuccalfat]

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

[probuccalfat]

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[the-dark-duchess]

If you’ve been personally victimized by a mutual (making you horny), please raise your hand 🙋‍♀️

[hellishkat]

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[babushkaat]

[stonerparty]

[bunniope]

now we're talkin

[the-enchanted-little-star]

[draconym]

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

[trickr-treat]

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Men need to be VOCAL. You need to moan and groan and tell your partner how amazing they feel!! 🗣