guy who is “going to be ok”

hello, my name is josh and i’m mostly just some guy (the rest is classified). 33 but super cool about it. 🏳️‍⚧️4eva

[ffrodobaggins]

how it feels to listen to float on by modest mouse

[catgirltitties]

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[electronicmail]

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

[loserforever]

hey why did the lights just flicker i hope i’m not being haunted by a very sexy ghost

[beadyeyes]

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the crazy thing is im not even smart

[fairycosmos]

i was doing like an advanced kind of post where you dont want to like or engage with it at all

[somacruz]

Best thing I ever saw

[somacruz]

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

[loserforever]

yeah i’ve been ‘cancelled’. they put me in a can and selled me at the supermarket :(

[evilvillain123456789]

what you experience is hyperfixation, which is pathological. what I experience is psychosexual obsession， which is also pathological, but in a darkly chic and subversive way. thank you for understanding.

[loserforever]

i think i peaked when i was a bit fat baby babbling nonsense. now i have to do laundry

[bungerc0re]

there's really no telling why he's called bender

[sludgebitch]

the five HATE languages

words of refutation

SHIT time

acts of malice

withholding gifts

PHYSICAL HARM

[miragefannumber3]

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

Babe we NEED pics of your rubber cuck collection

so actually ☝what i collect is DUCKS

[escuerzoresucitado]

[phantomrose96]

A true warrior can rub sunscreen on their own back

[phantomrose96]

But sometimes the true warrior wants to know the touch of a friend?