guy who is “going to be ok”

hello, my name is josh and i’m mostly just some guy (the rest is classified). 33 but super cool about it. 🏳️‍⚧️4eva

[loserforever]

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

[loserforever]

this was supposed to be a 5 note flop, and i would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you horny freaks

[homeboygirl]

okay

[loserforever]

if i’m not the most handsome man alive would i be able to do this? *spins around really fast until i fall over and throw up*

[monidoll]

its loveslop. you only like me because youve formed an emotional bond over time.

[eebie]

getting nothing but latex furry porn on instGram reels

[eebie]

i keep liking the videos

[kittenchomp]

elden ring turtle girl

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

call my dick the tower of babel the way god wont let me erect it

[lull4byboy]

this foreplay’s boring can you threaten to take me hostage

[guilhernunes]

The cat tries to use telepathy to cheat on the test, but the duck didnt study either.

[cryptotheism]

Call her nothing the way I'm uninvolved with her in every way. And ☝️ a cold wind blows across a vast grey desert.

[userfish]

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[unification]

we yucky slammingg

[transjackfairy]

Let's all Get Bald and Play with Our Synthesisers #BrianEnoSummer

[energyprison]

one million more kitties have been deployed to earth

[indigosfindings]

when tiger met dragon

[indigosfindings]

crouching harry hidden sally

[dumbdoegirl]

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.