Correction, it's Blue Butthead!

I'm the guy they call when Superman's busy with a twister. [indie ted kord/blue beetle rp blog. written by charlie]

[dearspidey]

That wasn’t– ugh, nevermind…..

[imbluebutthead]

(He just continues to grin)

[imbluebutthead]

Did you draw this duck?

(He points with a tense finger at the duck that sits on this whiteboard that is also littered with equations relating to his new engine for the Bug)

[dearspidey]

You’re kind of a huge jerk, y’know.

[imbluebutthead]

At least I know a good joke when I hear one.

(He gives Peter a thumbs up)

[dearspidey]

I think you’re just a bitter, lonely old man who tells himself sex is what really matters because you can’t accept the fact that people don’t like you for your personality.

[imbluebutthead]

BWAHAHAHAHA.

(He lifts his goggles to wipe the tear from his eye)

You’re full of good jokes today.

[dearspidey]

I disagree. It’s about the emotional connection man, without that, a relationship could never last, not matter how good the sex is.

[imbluebutthead]

Sorry to disappoint you kid, but the real world, isn’t like that. Wait five more years and you’ll realize your harsh reality. Me? It’s great reality. Sex is great.

[dearspidey]

Are you kidding me? Do you seriously think that a relationship needs sex to survive?

[imbluebutthead]

That’s is what the real world is all about, kid.

[imbluebutthead]

That was gold, a real good one.

[dearspidey]

That….. wasn’t a joke.

[imbluebutthead]

...

Oh wow.

Pal. How do you know she is still your girlfriend?

[imbluebutthead]

…

BWAHAHAHAHA

[dearspidey]

…..What?

[imbluebutthead]

That was gold, a real good one.

[imbluebutthead]

Teenager. Therefore horny.

[dearspidey]

…..That’s stupid. And inaccurate. Just ask my girlfriend.

[imbluebutthead]

...

BWAHAHAHAHA

[imbluebutthead]

tagged by kissmyringbuddy​

tagging: whoever else wants to do it

1. Likes jokes, “My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.”

2. Actually a genius that whispers stupid ideas to people

3. Will kick your ass if you try to hurt good people

[imbluebutthead]

Ted leans forward, “Mmmmmnope!”

[thesonicsongbird]

     “You totally do. You know what sexting is, right? Well, it’s kind of like that, but the nerd equivalent through gaming or whatever.”

[imbluebutthead]

“Oh, yes, cybering, yes I know all about that, but where do the virtual babies come from?”

[dearspidey]

Am not.

[imbluebutthead]

Teenager. Therefore horny.

[imbluebutthead]

“This is the city, I am sure people have done worse things on the roof.” He scoots over slightly when she sits next to him. With his arms, he guards the box of donuts. 

[amagicspellandglasses]

“I’m sure… So why are you up here eating donuts, anyway?” She asked curiously, glancing over at the man.

[imbluebutthead]

“It’s real hard to eat donuts on the curb these days.”

[imbluebutthead]

“Sounds like a dream,” he snickers and springs up from his seat. “C’mon GL, let’s go make us some monitor duty snacks.”

[kissmyringbuddy-blog]

“So what’s a Blue Beetle make for monitor duty snacks anyway?”

[imbluebutthead]

“I feast on the insides of my compatriots-- hah, kidding, I don’t do that. That’s gross. A triple decker sandwich with everything on it and a bag of chips.”

[lieutenant-colonel-wilson-blog]

No, I haven’t. Do enlighten me.

[imbluebutthead]

It’s not my baby dance.

[lieutenant-colonel-wilson-blog]

What? I’m from the 50’s, I don’t understand slang.

[imbluebutthead]

(He sighs)

Nevermind.

[imbluebutthead]

to waste money on snacks or not to waste money on snacks.

[dearspidey]

I’m standing by the fact you interpreted it that way.

[imbluebutthead]

You’re the horny teenager.