Eat Pizza & Masturbate

Feminism, Memes and NSFW Btw I'm the Jesus of boobs.

[blackness-by-your-side]

[stolentweets]

[pisceanpizza]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 dude

[laughoutloud-club]

[ruinedchildhood]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[laundryandtaxes]

The thing about the “and they were roommates” girl is I bet she really did just say something truly wild or explosive that totally warranted the unbelieving “and they were roommates”

[marieduplessis]

#women are always erased from the history they help create

[unshrink]

me every morning:

[blairwitchh]

u think ur on a first name basis with mr. krabs

[meanplastic]

[heytinafey]

[thebootydiaries]

Just as he reaches the door, he looks back at me with a sad smile. “Hey Farha?” I avert my gaze, blushing. “Yeah?” He watches me in silence for a minute; sorrow oozing from his dark eyes. “Your foundation doesn’t match your neck.”

[thejusticethatissocial]

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

Me every morning

[lesbianshart-deactivated2016082]

[twitterlols]