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demilypyro

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. Gengar use shadow ball

loveridden1999

the hill me and the mutuals are dying on

alpacalypseartb

Hot to go dance card

birdwatcher-butch

one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

forevermorgue

While I applaud the healthy communication and the establishing of boundaries, this reads as the opposite of the girl who said "move faster" and her partner roared because he thought she said "Mufasa" and just rolled with it.

animeglitch

dankmemecentral1

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

leafcrunch

they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”

neenarchive

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

assassinregrets

greatmolassesflood

why the hell haven't Chappell Roan and Orville Peck collaborated yet. send the Rhinestone Cowboy to the Pink Pony Club, damnit

miametropolis

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

miseria-fortes-viros

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

crowley-anthony

#becoming who they're meant to be

throughthewildblue

fox mulder in his white t-shirt getting his side sewn up in the back of an ambulance after the jersey devil almost tore his lungs out rb if you agree

mvlderfox

stretchygazelle

Fox mulder needlessly strutting around in an incredibly revealing speedo, rb if you agree

kaedien

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

roarykooper

i went to england to visit the family of this boy im dating in birmingham. one of his sisters lived in manchester and his whole family kept being like we wish lila was her you would love her blah blah blah lila would just lobe you blah and I was finally like well why couldn’t she make it? everyone was like lol as we said she’s in manchester??? that’s it. i looked up the distance and it’s like less than two hours away and when me and my dude went to grab a beer later that night I was like so does Lila not get along with your parents like what’s up? again, he’s like babe I told you she’s in manchester. I was like are the villages at war????? he goes “it’s too far. this isn’t holiday.” I was like babe we’ve drivin 4-5 hours for weekend trips to the beach Im just confused- and he cuts me off and goes “that’s American me. We don’t do that here”