βIβm sorry, the old Taylor canβt come to the phone right now.β βWhy?β βOh, βcause sheβs dead!βΒ

if i look back, i am lost

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Cosimo Galluzzi

Product Placement

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Sade Olutola

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todays bird
One Nice Bug Per Day
occasionally subtle
noise dept.

#extradirty
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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Love Begins
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EXPECTATIONS

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@imcatorredondo
βIβm sorry, the old Taylor canβt come to the phone right now.β βWhy?β βOh, βcause sheβs dead!βΒ
look what you made me do + references to the things sheβs been dragged for
this explains everything
Here lies Taylor Swiftβs reputation.
Full list of references in Taylorβs LWYMMD music video (in order)
Nils Sjoberg gravestone - The pseudonym she used when ghostwriting TIWYCF with Calvin Harris
Bathtub full of gems - Referencing what Taylor said about her persona in Blank Space music video (βlike she jets sets around the world, collecting men and she can get any of them but sheβs so clingy that they leave and then she cries in her marble bathtub surrounded by pearlsββ)
Single dollar in bathtubΒ - Sexual assault lawsuit trial against David Mueller where she countersued for $1 and wonΒ
Throne of snakes - Kimye/Famous phone call incident, aka βTaylor Swift is #Exposed as a snakeβΒ
Et tu brute? - Reference to Shakespeare when Julius Caesar was betrayed and stabbed in the back by someone he thought a friend (Katy Perry & stealing dancers incident?)
Car crash scene - (βDriving a Maserati down on a dead end streetβ) 2014 Grammyβs when she was made fun of for thinking she won Album of the Year (aka Red shouldβve deserved a Grammy)
Car crash outfit/lookΒ - Resemblance to Katy Perry; reference to her feud with Katy (plus, a possible dig at her having 0 grammyβs while taylor has 7)
Robbing a bank calledΒ βStream Coβ - Taylorβs battle with Spotify/streaming services, for which she was calledΒ βmoney hungryβ andΒ βgreedyβ
Army of mannequins scene - Criticism of her group of famous friends akaΒ βgirl squadβ being a cult of all skinny, pretty white girls/models
I <3 TS Shirts of Male Dancers -Β Referencing Tom Hiddleston wearing a I <3 TS shirt; mockery of her relationship with Tom Hiddleston
[END SCENE WITH 15 TAYLORS]
Her Surprise Face (βstop making that surprised face, itβs so annoyingβ βyou canβt possibly be that surprised all the timeβΒ ) - Reference to people making fun of her for looking so surprised/shocked at award shows
βWhatβs with that bitch?βΒ βDONβT CALL ME THATβ - Reference to KanyeβsΒ βFamousβ; how she was never told that he would refer to her asΒ βbitchβ in the song
βOh, stop acting like youβre so nice, you are so fakeβΒ - Reference to criticism of Taylor beingΒ βfakeβ and not the friendly/nice/sweet girl sheΒ βposesβ as
βOh there she goes, playing the victim, againβ - Reference to common criticism of Taylor always βplaying the victimβΒ
βGetting receipts, gonna edit this laterβ - Reference to Kim Kβs (clearly edited) recording of phone conversation between Taylor and KanyeΒ
βI would very much like to be excluded from this narrativeβΒ - Reference to Taylorβs response to Kim Kβs recordingΒ
This @taylorswift
Iβve got a list of names and yours is in red underlined
Your smile is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen...ππ I love you my love. And thank you for the Cebu experience. I can say that it really made our relationship even more stronger. We are both blessed to visit the beautiful city of Cebu and experience a lot of things there. Thank you for really taking care of me. This picture is a proof of it every time umalis at pag dating natin you'll check our budget. And it makes me kilig that you've handled it well. ππ hindi lang ang budget but the whole experience. You've been so loving, caring, thoughtful. You'd been perfect and if not you're almost there. Gihigugma kita. I love you. Mahal kita. Our prayers, alam ko with our love for each other, the support of our families and friends and also with God's guidance and love I know in time matutupad natin lahat ng pangarap natin at pinagdadasal nating dalawa. In time mahal, in God's perfect time. The future excites me and makes me even more hopeful and prayerful. We have created wonderful memories in Cebu, you made TOPS my favorite place in Cebu π and I can't be more grateful and thankful for that. I love you. #roadtoforeverbeginshere #Cebucity #cathiko #BFGFTravels
Planning a trip is so easy! Char!!! Ahahaha took us a month to finalized everything from the destination itself to our itinerary and our budget... And now as in at this moment okay na lahat. Thanks God and thanks to our family na very supportive sa adventure namin ng mahal ko and our friends na excited din tumulong sa amin. All the quarrels abt this trip at mga long hours with Google and endless search sa map was all worth it. We know it's worth it. Diba mahal? (Na nakapikit na ngayon.) ππ #cathadventures #cathmaykasamana
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The traveling bag goes to ... !!! And she's happy dahil may kasama na sya. #cathadventures #Bucketlist βπ«ππππ
Fading lipstick be like... π π
Break time be like π·πΊ
Congrats teacher lexa. ππ #Boardpasser #celebration (at Yellow Cab, St. Charbel, Mindanao Avenue)
While waiting for our order. π·π (at Yellow Cab, St. Charbel, Mindanao Avenue)
Dinner with our officemates. #afterwork #celebration (at Yellowcab St. Charbel)
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