“I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now.” “Why?” “Oh, ‘cause she’s dead!“
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“I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now.” “Why?” “Oh, ‘cause she’s dead!“
look what you made me do + references to the things she’s been dragged for
this explains everything
Here lies Taylor Swift’s reputation.
Full list of references in Taylor’s LWYMMD music video (in order)
Nils Sjoberg gravestone - The pseudonym she used when ghostwriting TIWYCF with Calvin Harris
Bathtub full of gems - Referencing what Taylor said about her persona in Blank Space music video (“like she jets sets around the world, collecting men and she can get any of them but she’s so clingy that they leave and then she cries in her marble bathtub surrounded by pearls’”)
Single dollar in bathtub - Sexual assault lawsuit trial against David Mueller where she countersued for $1 and won
Throne of snakes - Kimye/Famous phone call incident, aka “Taylor Swift is #Exposed as a snake”
Et tu brute? - Reference to Shakespeare when Julius Caesar was betrayed and stabbed in the back by someone he thought a friend (Katy Perry & stealing dancers incident?)
Car crash scene - (“Driving a Maserati down on a dead end street”) 2014 Grammy’s when she was made fun of for thinking she won Album of the Year (aka Red should’ve deserved a Grammy)
Car crash outfit/look - Resemblance to Katy Perry; reference to her feud with Katy (plus, a possible dig at her having 0 grammy’s while taylor has 7)
Robbing a bank called “Stream Co” - Taylor’s battle with Spotify/streaming services, for which she was called “money hungry” and “greedy”
Army of mannequins scene - Criticism of her group of famous friends aka “girl squad” being a cult of all skinny, pretty white girls/models
I <3 TS Shirts of Male Dancers - Referencing Tom Hiddleston wearing a I <3 TS shirt; mockery of her relationship with Tom Hiddleston
[END SCENE WITH 15 TAYLORS]
Her Surprise Face (“stop making that surprised face, it’s so annoying” “you can’t possibly be that surprised all the time” ) - Reference to people making fun of her for looking so surprised/shocked at award shows
“What’s with that bitch?” “DON’T CALL ME THAT” - Reference to Kanye’s “Famous”; how she was never told that he would refer to her as “bitch” in the song
“Oh, stop acting like you’re so nice, you are so fake” - Reference to criticism of Taylor being “fake” and not the friendly/nice/sweet girl she “poses” as
“Oh there she goes, playing the victim, again” - Reference to common criticism of Taylor always “playing the victim”
“Getting receipts, gonna edit this later” - Reference to Kim K’s (clearly edited) recording of phone conversation between Taylor and Kanye
“I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative” - Reference to Taylor’s response to Kim K’s recording
This @taylorswift
I’ve got a list of names and yours is in red underlined
Your smile is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen...😍😊 I love you my love. And thank you for the Cebu experience. I can say that it really made our relationship even more stronger. We are both blessed to visit the beautiful city of Cebu and experience a lot of things there. Thank you for really taking care of me. This picture is a proof of it every time umalis at pag dating natin you'll check our budget. And it makes me kilig that you've handled it well. 👏😘 hindi lang ang budget but the whole experience. You've been so loving, caring, thoughtful. You'd been perfect and if not you're almost there. Gihigugma kita. I love you. Mahal kita. Our prayers, alam ko with our love for each other, the support of our families and friends and also with God's guidance and love I know in time matutupad natin lahat ng pangarap natin at pinagdadasal nating dalawa. In time mahal, in God's perfect time. The future excites me and makes me even more hopeful and prayerful. We have created wonderful memories in Cebu, you made TOPS my favorite place in Cebu 💍 and I can't be more grateful and thankful for that. I love you. #roadtoforeverbeginshere #Cebucity #cathiko #BFGFTravels
Planning a trip is so easy! Char!!! Ahahaha took us a month to finalized everything from the destination itself to our itinerary and our budget... And now as in at this moment okay na lahat. Thanks God and thanks to our family na very supportive sa adventure namin ng mahal ko and our friends na excited din tumulong sa amin. All the quarrels abt this trip at mga long hours with Google and endless search sa map was all worth it. We know it's worth it. Diba mahal? (Na nakapikit na ngayon.) 😄😍 #cathadventures #cathmaykasamana
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The traveling bag goes to ... !!! And she's happy dahil may kasama na sya. #cathadventures #Bucketlist ✈👫👜🎒😁😍
Fading lipstick be like... 😅😗
Break time be like 🍷😺
Congrats teacher lexa. 👏😄 #Boardpasser #celebration (at Yellow Cab, St. Charbel, Mindanao Avenue)
While waiting for our order. 📷💑 (at Yellow Cab, St. Charbel, Mindanao Avenue)
Dinner with our officemates. #afterwork #celebration (at Yellowcab St. Charbel)
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