♤GATES OF HELL♤

|| čumblr + obrození 2.0 || ig:@im.covered.in.paint || What am I doing here?

[the-goddamn-robot]

Damn, Rome really looks great in all four seasons

Winter

Spring

Summer

Fall

[ba7raltawil]

oh my GOD

[yomikoreadsbooks]

As long as I’ve been on this site, I honestly should have seen this coming a mile away and yet…

[jordanbolton]

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

Subscribe to my Patreon to get early access to new comics alongside much more!

[redstonedust]

everyones always like oooohhhh australias so scary and full of killer spiders but yknow every continent has its equivilent of killer spiders. europe, for example, has the british,

[redstonedust]

does occur to me that this may be a bad example if only because australia famously has also dealt with the british. in fact the british have caused more problems in australia than the killer spiders have. maybe we should just let the spiders run things.

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

I love the fact that there is a tv commercial that has been running every christmas for over 20 years and I'm pretty sure that if the company replaced it the whole country would riot

[tofiam]

How could you not share it with the world, our national treasure, the nicest thing that exists?!

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

The Goncharov movie was so popular in Czech republic that we've named a street after it

[vimirsky]

if you like minecraft ARGs like i do IM BEGGING YOU PLEAAAASE WATCH WIFIES' searching for a world that doesn't exist ITS ABSOLUTE CINEMA!!

anyways, i absolutely adore Der's character, hands down one of the smartest arg protagonists i've ever seen 🙌

[prince-zoisite]

Which unpopular language do you prefer?

Malaysian/Indonesian

Afrikaans/Dutch

Hindi/Urdu

Romanian

Bulgarian

Ukrainian

Georgian

Icelandic

Sanskrit

Occitan

Bengali

Czech

Voting ended onNov 14, 2025

[wordfather]

rare character quirks that the tiny humans i work with have

obsessed with the number 540

likes to tackle and wrestle people as a way of bonding??

Responds to most things with a ‘what’

always trying to get people to play uno with them by (not so subtly) sneaking it into conversations and having a pack at the ready

Attack hugger

Randomly makes snippets of conversations into jingles

always look like they’re up to something devious

laughs hysterically when no one else laughs at a joke, because they feel bad 

wants to join things but doesn’t know how and always manages to screw things up

but its okay their plan b is to charm their way out of trouble

overshares but only at the most inopportune times

afraid of flies

says hi to everyone they ever cross

Absolutely loses their mind whenever someone makes weird faces

notorious for their eye-rolling

tries to be badass but is too much of a sweetheart to convince anybody

Repeats the joke because they find them that funny they need to be said again

Loves to annoy people 24/7

Their expressions are just naturally over exaggerated, at all times. You don’t even know why they sometimes make faces

Horrible liar yet lies all the time

passionately wants to become batman

their jokes always fail horribly

Will act as their friends dad, even though they’re the same age

Can’t do things without the proper shoes. (Raining? Boots. Soccer? Soccer shoes. Indoors? Indoor shoes)

Will not, ever, go outside.

Will politely remind you in the midst of chaos of how good they’re being

so i’ve recently got a job working in an elementary school and kids have the best personalities, my favorite being the uno kid.

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[justasadbottle]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[vampmilf]

love when a poll says to share where youre from and everyone says their country like a normal person and then americans give you random letter codes. "im from south MN" like girl on the shelf? are you a book or perhaps a vinyl record?

[vampmilf]

we shall have a summer wedding. in the city library of prague.

[znj]

[goodbuttaken]

člověk si plně uvědomí nadčasovost kryla, až když poslouchá jeho "cesta je bitch, je zlá, jak pouliční dáma"

[ghost-orion]

i don't

[tumblr]

Well, folks, the numbers are in. We're in a committed relationShip with @ao3org, and it's called...drumroll...TagTeam! ao3blr was a VERY close second, so go ahead and use that tag too, ya crazy kids.

[dvernijenda]

vazeny cesky tumblre,

kamaradka dosla s otazkou, jak by se dal prelozit pojem mpreg do cestiny.

prichazim tedy se svym vyplodem, a to jest

jehotenství

dekuji za pozornost

[professor-indigo-bastard]

Drahý čumblre,

vyberte si prosím:

má se říkat:

oči pičo

voči pičo

koukej kundo

zírej zmrde

zři zvíře

jiné (osvětlete mě, prosím)

Voting ended onAug 16, 2025