@bastillebananas It’s so odd. Like I’m all for reading fics about every single other fandom, but for Bastille.. NOPE. The only reason I can think of is maybe because I feel the closest to Bastille. Like in my own sad way they’re like family, whereas with other fandoms I still have some detachment. Idk, it just makes me cringe lmao.
friends, you are missing out!!! The number of times Dan Smith has awkwardly smiled in self depreciation whilst singing flaws to a fifteen year old schoolgirl who’s not even done her GCSEs let alone been granted the legal ability to have sex indicates literature of the highest quality. Plentiful nights of mine have been spent gliding through these gold mines of perfect metaphors and disappointingly placed references. I will never forget the colour of Dan’s eyes and his strange preference for underage girls. Thank you Bastille fanfiction writers, you make my life better.
oh my gosh, no!! Also I’m dying at this lmao
This is gold lmao


















