i think im taller than paul simon

im that short punchy british kinda guy people assumes is gay and who drinks tea and represses his emotions

[imdefinitelytallerthanprince]

so I just kissed a woman at least twice my age is this the dream and am I living it???!!

[b1b1b1b1b1b1b1b1b1b1b1b1]

[fiction-streets-deactivated2020]

[nosdrinker]

captain underpants is better than every john green book

[imdefinitelytallerthanprince]

does anyone else feel like the 50 shades of grey movie is going to give the fetish/BDSM community a terrible reputation and also that it could set back sexual acceptance by like a million years or am i overthinking it

[bang]

imma need u to lower standards so i can date u

[shortvideosandstuff]

[nuggetxnicole]

Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality

[pakolah]

even the baby’s a little shook up by the end

[edwardspoonhands]

This small human has internalized the inexorable march of time far better than I have.

[imdefinitelytallerthanprince]

tfw u badly need a poo and dont go and later u remember that u needed a poo and ur like "why is the poo gone"

[limit]

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

[babyyakuza-deactivated20250219]

reasons to date me

don’t

i’m in love with fictional characters

i have no time for you

go away

[ewok-gia]

*flicks holy water on you* leave

[imdefinitelytallerthanprince]

this is music to make you feel better when you find out that your best friend and your ex have just started sleeping together and dating even though he’d always promised he would never go there with her and the only reason we ended to begin with was because of long distance and yes hold onto your hats and coattails and try not to be too shocked but yes yep you guessed it they’re going long distance as well

[imdefinitelytallerthanprince]

oh and did i mention we were going out for three years? three whole flippity fecking doodly years of my life right there :)

[imdefinitelytallerthanprince]

this is music to make you feel better when you find out that your best friend and your ex have just started sleeping together and dating even though he'd always promised he would never go there with her and the only reason we ended to begin with was because of long distance and yes hold onto your hats and coattails and try not to be too shocked but yes yep you guessed it they're going long distance as well

[nue-deactivated20130114]

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

[6ixbible]

*unbaes you*

[sovietunions]

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

[imdefinitelytallerthanprince]

overheard in a food shop

"omg there’s so much food here"

[imdefinitelytallerthanprince]

this was said with more sincerity than anything ive ever said btw