That sounds like upstairs people problems

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[nerdy-valkyrie]

So we're playing through Ghost of Thornton hall and we encounter this really weird bug

So normally to end the first day you crawl under the porch and hear Colton on a call with Lexi and then as you're crawling back out you pass out and wake up by your sleeping bag and then automatically call Bess and Ned

THIS TIME however we passed out when crawling back out from under the porch but when we woke up Nancy was just standing staring at the door to Charlotte's room and doesn't automatically call Bess and Ned

And so something must not have worked right to mark that's we're on the second day because every time we crawl out from under the porch we are magically teleported to staring silently at the door to Charlotte's room

EVEY SINGLE TIME

It seems like we're gonna be able to finish the game still but it's really weird and I haven't heared of this happening to anyone else

[nerdy-valkyrie]

I feel like it might also be pertinent information to include that the name of our save file was "Mr Skinbag"

So...

You know

[nancydrewpcpolls]

Favorite location in Sea of Darkness

The Missti Skip

Skipbrot Cultural Center

Heerlijkheid

The lighthouse

Ice caves

Magnus's cabin

Remaining time: 3 days 7 hours

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

Nancy: Oh, wait! I’ve got a key to the Cultural Room. Miwako: Wha-!? You shouldn’t have keys to anyone’s room. Nancy: Nah! I’ve got keys to everywhere, and you’ve all been fine.

[naancydrew]

just finished playing the this bed is made sequel and it was so much fun!!! its only like $6 right now and it's around 2 hours long for one playthrough and its so much fun

[papenniesandbentoboxes]

"I asked ChatGPT to—" I called Bess and George and they say you're cringe

[blackflame-queen]

"Watch out for WEIRD PEOPLE!"

[nancynancydrewdrewdrew]

starting a rumor that brendan malloy is in that urn

[sweetbeaplays]

i love you photo realistic gaming assets from the mid-2000s

[papenniesandbentoboxes]

do you think Lori Girard saw the "lead is the key" note and read it as the action instead of the noun and part of that is why she followed nancy. or maybe that was the devs hinting that we were leading someone to the treasure. idk it's 1am and I took my sleep meds

[nancynancydrewdrewdrew]

Curse of Blackmoor Manor, Penvellyn family tree:

Danger by Design, Noisette Tornade's 1940s French Resistance diary:

[lord-pacal]

[thebeastofblackmoor]

Would you let her hit the vape?

yes Harper our vape will build some clouds and the clouds will build some rain 🌧

no Harper you can't be trusted... 😒

Voting ended onMar 26, 2025

[thebeastofblackmoor]

👔 heather-designs follow

Highkey, I judge someone anytime they’re wearing a M*nette design... Like oh okay are we just going to forget about the time she literally committed TREASON??

“death of the artist” yeah I fucking WISH she would 😑

👽 sonnywuzhere following

fired again.. it's fine, that internship was really cutting into my alienposting time.

I <3 unemployment actually.

👻 jessalynterrorthornton mutuals

OK OK OK long post but I just realized I never told the story of THE THANKSGIVING INCIDENT

so to understand the Thanksgiving Incident you have to understand the story of my dead cousin Charlotte. She’s pretty well known around here but for those not from around here, she died on her 21st bday from a fire my mom started but she didn’t confess to that until a couple DECADES later…

anyway full story under the cut. major TW for death, gaslighting, and mentions of involuntary hospitalization but the story is funny I promise.

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👽 sonnywuzhere following

I HATE WORKING!!!!! but I have an addiction to feed… will suck dick for koko kringle money I guess

👽 sonnywuzhere following

ok nevermind all that just got a new gig at some plant research facility. didn’t even get to have to suck dick

🛠️ ryanscience mutuals

bored at work so...

Best Wickford candy?

Koko Kringles

Koko Mallos

Koffee Kandy

Cudsmackers

Koko Choo-Choos

Auntie’s Acorns

Cowabubble

Udder Pops

Moon Chunk Cheese (<- wrong answer)

Voting ended onJan 19

🍻 authenticanja follow

20-30 years just for dressing in a monster costume and putting my nephew in a time out smh... the justice system here is out of control.

🎲 kurseofkarl follow

you tried to kill a guest. and you locked your nephew in a condemned dungeon...

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god forbid a woman do anything...

🍪 jjling mutuals

Call me paranoid but I refuse to play Hangman. Someone once manipulated me into signing something using that stupid children's game.

Seriously they had me write something nice for a "fan" by guessing the letters in the right sequence and then they gave the scrap of paper to this STALKER who--no joke-- had them leave it inside a SKULL in the CATACOMBS.. If I had a nickel for every time someone tricked me into signing something, I'd have two nickels. Not a lot but weird that it happened twice and all that.

honestly I hate being famous smh.

👔 heather-designs follow

today on “things that didn’t happen” 🙄

🌱 drmalachaicraven-deactivated01122026

Truthfully, I am beginning to think Tumblr was the wrong website on which to share my horticultural genius. A rare few are deserving of my insights, but most are mindless self-proclaimed “shitposters” incapable of forming a single coherent thought, much less keeping abreast of cutting edge research literature. If the culture on this platform doesn’t shift, I will be forced to explore other options.

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👽 sonnywuzhere following

fired again

anonymous asked:

you're in prison? that actually makes so much sense lol. like sorry but you literally don't seem fit to be in society

👠 rudecarol answered:

more anon hate for the dodo box

💀 lamontatzekes following

when you say “God gives his worst tummy troubles to his hottest girlies,” can you include me please?

"God gives his worst tummy troubles to his hottest girlies and Lamont" thank you

[thebeastofblackmoor]

“Nancy if you keep entering the ATM, our designated drop point for equipment, to retrieve equipment, someone might get suspicious. To avoid this, we will have someone hide the tracking device in a costume shop. And if you don’t find it quickly, it will self destruct and we will just hide another one and the same costume shop. And another one and another one. And both you and our supplier will keep going in there repeatedly and we may lose thousands on self-destructing pigeon tracker tech, but no one will be suspicious, there will simply be nothing suspicious about this act. It’s essential.”

[thebeastofblackmoor]

"a knight in shining armor never did nothing for nobody. he never fought. a knight in dented, scraped armor... now that's what you want" "even bad memories have a place in a happy life" "the world needs more people with questions and fewer people who are sure they have answers" "a ghost doesn't have to be real to haunt you" "be good. be a little bad. be yourself."

[queerdagny]

I don’t think I have enough hate in my heart for skee ball in CRY. There can always be more

[nancynancydrewdrewdrew]

i could have stopped an international art theft that evening if the game just let me eat these chocolates like i wanted to

[brambleshadow-of-windclan]

Still rereading The Nancy Drew Files, and--

It would be so, so easy to have a Nancy Drew series where she's in her early twenties and an actual, professional private investigator licensed by the state of Illinois.

The Files universe explicitly has her (for several books, not all of them) taking on cases for clients after having been hired purely by her word-of-mouth reputation. There's no mention of Nancy being paid for her services (would she still even be paid if the person who hired her is actually the criminal? This has happened at least three times (#4 Smile and Say Murder, #14 This Side of Evil, #12 Fatal Ransom) in the Files series alone), but I assume she's getting paid if she's been hired by a client?

Why have we not had a Nancy Drew book series where this is actually the case yet? You wouldn't even have to change that much to have Nancy be a licensed private detective!