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tannertan36
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Today's Document
Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Origami Around
Mike Driver
One Nice Bug Per Day
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KIROKAZE
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New Tag Index
While we do have a Game Tags page, it is only for the game titles and not specific characters. So now we’re adding a new index! Just click on one of the games listed below and the link will take you to a post where that game and all its characters are individually tagged.
Jenna: If you were my wife, I’d poison your drink. Katie: If I were your wife I’d drink it.
Helena: I'll canvas all the seediest lowbrow dives in town to find my minions. And I know just how to speak their language. {in Casa dei Giochi} Helena: Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! Who will join me!?
This is the cheapest carnival that money can buy. I spared every expense.
-Paula Santos, The Haunted Carousel
Sonny: I need one of you to volunteer to do something outrageously insane that will either make you cease to exist or be really fun. Patrick: That's most of the things I've tried. Sonny: That's my guy.
Nancy: Okay, let’s get to this cabin of yours. Sally: Why aren’t we going to the motel until daybreak like the guy said? Nancy: Do you really want to listen to the advice of some creep-ass birdwatcher who told us in the middle of the creep-ass woods to go to some creep-ass motel? Sally: No, that sounds terrible.
Scott: I am a bad person. I am a very very bad person. I am a horrible person. Debbie: … Frosty: … Chase: … Pete: … Scott: "No you're not, Scott! We still love you, Scott!"
The term "breaking and entering" has always had such an unduly, sinister tone. "Borrowing from a friend," on the other hand, sounds downright neighborly.
-Dr. Buford (sneaking around Dr. Bolet's house in disguise), Legend of the Crystal Skull
Savannah: Logan has a new girlfriend. Nancy: What? How do you know? Savannah: He’s always texting on his breaks. Nancy: That’s your evidence? Flimsy. Maybe he secretly fights crime, and he’s texting infuriating riddles to his nemesis. Savannah: Yes, I’m sure that’s it. Thank you.
Melina: What? Do you have a license to kill? Thanos: I don’t need a license to kill. I just need a reason; don’t give me one.
Valdez: Okay, the gold is in the ground. Nobody is ever going to find that. Lizzie: Pretty much. Now we just have to figure out what the riddle is going to be. Valdez: What? Lizzie: The riddle. You know, so somebody could track this down some day. Valdez: We don’t want that. That’s why we’re hiding this here. Lizzie: Well, what if a hundred years from now, an attractive adventurer wants to find the treasure? We should leave some hints. Just some kind of brainteaser that will take 90 minutes to 2 hours to fully wrap their heads around. Valdez: Okay. Lizzie: So, what I’m thinking is some kind of riddle where the answer is “Moon.” Then we have a mechanism where if a special kind of light hits a specific spot on the floor, a trap door opens and you can see the treasure. Valdez: If I had the technological skills to build something like that, I wouldn’t be stealing gold for a living.
I bought my niece a doll. And I asked her, “Jane, are you her mommy?” And she said, “'Mommy?' Where’s the drama in that? I’m her wicked step-mommy.”
-Mrs. Drake, Curse of Blackmoor Manor
Joanna: Couldn't we just take Sonny to an abandoned house somewhere and tell him it's a corporate retreat? Henrik: Sonny has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess what he knows about any given topic. Watch: Sonny? Who made Mt. Rushmore? Sonny: Gutzon Borglum. Then his son finished it. Why? Henrik: And what state is it in? Sonny: I DON'T KNOW! Ecuador? What’s with all the questions?! Joanna: So there IS a savant half.
Deirdre: Wow. Doesn't take much to get you two on a crusade, does it? Frank: Barely anything. Joe: Almost nothing.
Jacques: [caught with his hacksaw] I can explain. Nancy: Can you? Jacques: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
If I am gonna be murdered in a slightly dank forest, I hope it’s this one. It’s kinda upmarket.
-Nancy Drew (wandering the woods in Germany), The Captive Curse
Clara: You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge? Wade: You don’t say. Clara: Manslaughter. Literally, the slaughter of a man. Sounds brutal, doesn’t it? Wade: Heinous. Clara: Yet it’s the most socially acceptable form of murder. Wade: So you think we should change the name? Clara: Yes, I do. How about “inadvertent life-ending?” Wade: “Unintentional snuff-out.” Harper: How about “I can’t believe it’s not murder?”