Untitled. Unwritten. Words.

fangirl. technologically challenged. experiencing futureshock. trying to remedy this.

[moxyphinx]

🐥 🐥

[imestizaa]

Hiiiiii for anyone who was wondering where I’ve gone, I spilled tea on my computer a year ago and lost all my fics. (Also a whole lot of stuff happened in my personal life and I just haven’t been able to write.) Recently a friend of my tinkered with my dead laptop and he managed to fix it! All of my old drafts have been recuperated! I’m hoping to finish all those Chelsie stories I left in progress.

[thestoryandyou]

Every February 13th, my lady friends and I leave our husbands and our boyfriends at home and we just come and kick it breakfast style. Ladies celebrating ladies. It’s like Lilith Fair minus the angst. Plus frittatas.

HAPPY GALENTINE’S DAY!

[masha-russia]

Goblet of Fire Deleted Scene

[wild--curls]

I want to get asked out like this.

[lilachnight]

Imagine the planning that went into this. Like the Durmstrang student would have to have gone to his friends and been like, “hey lads, you know Sally? The one with the hair like the sun from the bird house? I’m going to ask her to the yule ball, and I need your help.” “Dude, just ask her.”

“No, I need to be impressive! We’re all going to walk up to her in sync, and then we’ll all bow because she’s amazing and we respect her, and it would be an /honor/ if she accepts. And then I’ll ask her, and then she says yes, and then we walk out like the power troup that we are!”

Buddies look at each other awkwardly, “okay…..”

[naidaprimera]

Harry and Ron look so defeated afterward

[lilachnight]

Because they just wish they could be as coordinated as the slick guys from Durmstrang

[anotherlongstoryshort]

And the Durmstrang bros are barely keeping their cool as the walk away. Look at them, they’re so happy it’s adorable.

[malfoysbum-deactivated20160628]

I love everything about this. When she looks back at her friends and they’re like GO GO GO YES YES. And them being like bro u done it!

[oh-my-fancan]

This is my new otp! Like I don’t even know their names but i need a 20k fic and I need it asap!!

[wholitzukoonfire]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW A SLYTHERIN IS HANGING OUT WITH A GRYFFINDOR AND A RAVENCLAW!!???

[imestizaa]

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

[imestizaa]

know the blogger meme

Tagged by the lovely @kouw and @solvemeacrimesherlockholmes95

Relationship status: I currently am what I refer to as “brain-crushing”.

Favorite ColoUr: red

Wake Up Time: lately it’s been like 6:30????

Cats or Dogs: PUPPIESSSS

Coke or Pepsi: I only drink coke if there’s rum in it.

Day or Night: Day. Please. I’m so sick of this horrible horrible thing called winter.  I think I need a SAD lamp.

Text or Call: I’ve been really into phone calls lately (mostly because my fingers get cold when I’m walking)

Chapstick or Lipstick: lipstick. The more obnoxious the colour the better.

Last Song I Listened To: Runnin Out of Moonlight by Randy Howser as I tried and failed to actually finish a multi-chap fic for once in my life.

Tagging.... whoever sees this and hasn’t already done it.

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[hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2]

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

[oldcicadahymns-archived]

#hades probably double knots his laces

[zenosanalytic]

In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).

Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had trainsets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.

[ronandhermy]

He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.   

[ghostcat3000]

Filed under: Favorite Myths

[johnbodyheat]

Everybody knows it’s Persephone that you’ve got to watch out for. 

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

I love this post every time I see it.

[carsonhughesfan-deactivated2017]

How Patmore Saved Chelsie <3

[chelsiesouloftheabbey]

BFF of the century

[johnfkennedaddy]

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

[farashasilver]

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

[octoberreads]

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

[atomic-darth]

It’s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter’s life once and for all when….

Originally posted by filmpictures

[fiberworker-deactivated20160928]

Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

[baawri]

[imestizaa]

Literally every woman's opinion on pockets.

[hamillthegreat]

oh my god guys he kept the same ugly sweater for like 30 years

[windfallx]

For you shall go to the ball!     ↳ [ Cinderella (2015) ]

[constable-frozen]

big…….summer……..blowout

[un-organized-chaos]

The West Wing S. 4 Ep. 3 “College Kids”

[mommapolitico]

Listen to CJ, Kids. She knows of whence she speaks.

[cameralinz]

DECISIONS ARE MADE BY THOSE WHO SHOW UP.

[imestizaa]

What's the point of showcasing my likes? Isn't that what the reblog was for? I don't understand.

[jameshardenjrr]

Y'all ever text somebody and they so boring that you have no idea what to say back

[imestizaa]

Aka my tinder adventures