Me: *is happy*
Brain: Remember when Sherlock didn't dance and left the wedding early?
Me: whoa there
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Me: *is happy*
Brain: Remember when Sherlock didn't dance and left the wedding early?
Me: whoa there
Vine references: Harry Potter Characters
Harry: Well I’m doing just fine…I lied I’m dying inside
Ron: i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets
Hermione: that is not correct. Because according to the encyclopaedia of pl-pl-pl-pl-pl-
Neville: Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane tortilla
Luna: he needs some milk
Ginny: Go back to sleep, and starve.
Draco: hey loser, say kid backwards! [dik?] Ha ha, that’s gay…
Dumbledore: [HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?] THAT’S MY OPINIONNN!!!..
Snape: *to the ghostbusters theme song* I’m an adult virgin
Lily: oh my god why can’t you just take the freaking compliMEEEENTT
James: People constantly ask me what’s it like to be a sexy-
Sirius: All I wanna tell you is school’s not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog…RUFF. You know?
Remus: [dad, look! it’s the good kush…] This is the dollar store how good can it be?
Peter: I brought you Myrrh [thank you] Mur-dur! [huh…Judas..no]
McGonagall: smack that bitch
Flitwick: I said whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe!
Hagrid: look at all those chickens
Arthur: road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does
Molly: every time you don’t yell at your kids, put a quarter in your sock and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat-
Bill: wOw
Charlie: So no head?
Percy: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be: I would get pushed way less.
Fred: can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?
George: I’m John Cena!
Tonks: This bitch empty, YEET!
Moody: I wanna be a cowboy baby
Colin: That was legitness
Cho: Chris is that a weed?
Cedric: Oh my god they were roommates
Fleur: hi, I’m Renata Bliss and I’m your freestyle dance teacher
Victor: *slides in* Good evening
Dudley: Whaddup my name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read
Petunia: I saw you hanging out with caitlin yesterday!! [r-rebecca, it’s not what you think!] i won’t hesitate, bitch! * pew pew *
Vernon: the cheese of truth *puts cheese on newspaper* immigrants cause cancer
Dobby: Hi welcome to chilli’s
Hedwig: Bitch I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you
Narcissa: two shots of vodka *pours in half a bottle of vodka*
Bellatrix: I love you bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop loving you….bitch.
Voldemort: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me
harry potter characters as vines
harry: zach stop! zach stOp!!! ur gonna get in trouble!
hermione: that is nOt correct bc according to the encyclopedia of asdsghfk
ron: i don't have enough money for chicken nuggets :(
luna: hi i'm renata bliss and i'm your freestyle dance teacher
dean and seamus: two bro's chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause they're not gay
percy: iridocyclitis
draco: if you put ur hand on me imma fucking rip ur face off BITCH "what did he do?" he fucking pushed me
hagrid: "GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH!" it don't bite "YES IT DO"
filch: "there's only one thing worse than a rapist. BOOM." a child! "nO-"
snape: four female ghostbusters? the feminists are taking over! i'm an adult virgin
remus: on all levels except physical, i'm a wolf. woof!
sirius: school's not important. be whatever you wanna be. if you wanna be a dog, WOOF, you know?
regulus: this is why mom doesn't FUCKING love you
james: i love you bitch... i ain't gon never stop loving you... bitch
moody: we all die you either kill yourself or get killed
dumbledore: "how do you know what's good for me?" THAT'S MY OPINIOOON
dobby: i wanna see my little boy (here he comes) i wanna see my little boy
mcgonagall: whoever threw that paper ur mom's a hoe
charlie weasley’s first word was ‘dragons’
bill’s was 'danger’. percy’s was 'paperwork’. fred and george both independantly came up with 'mayhem’. ginny’s was 'quidditch’, which is a very impressive word for a baby. ron’s was 'monkey’, for some reason.
Be careful who you bump into while using polyjuice potion.
au where JK Rowling leaves Fred Weasley the fuck alone
the weasley twins
reblog if you agree
Draco Malfoy
That’s already a valid reason for you to reblog. Now.
WHEN YOU'RE READING A SLOW BURN FIC AND YOUR OTP FINALLY GET TOGETHER