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stop asking who’s the man and who’s the woman in gay relationships and start asking which ones the serial murderer and which ones the one trying to catch them

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jaubaius

Creative & DIY

femur-theif

SO THAT’S HOW THEY FUCKING DO IT

stagemanagerssaygo

verysorrytobother

Reblogging this because my entire life, all of my bows have looked like my shoelaces. Wrapping presents is going to be so much more aesthetically pleasing now

patrocles

no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

dickslapthestate

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

soupdrag0n

Story time: When I was at university in Japan I lived in an international dorm with all of the other foreign exchange students, and my best friend at the uni was a French girl who lived directly across the hall from me. Nausicaa, and we taught each other slang from our native languages.

One of the first things she taught me was to respond like this when someone’s looking for something, so like “où sont mes clés?” (where are my keys?) “dans ton cul” (in your ass), which can then be followed up with “comme ma bite” (like my dick)

Fast forward 8 years and Nausicaa comes to visit London from Lyon with her boyfriend, who I’ve never met before, and at one point he says “ou est mon tabac?” (where’s my tobacco?), and of course I say “dans ton cul”, and the boyfriend looks at me like “what the fuck English person” and then when the follow up of “comme ma bite” comes, he laughs so hard I think he’s gonna break a rib, and Nausicaa is just there with this shit eating grin and is like “I taught them that”

She told me later that day that of all the things she taught me and we learned together, she was so proud that saying “up your ass, like my dick” was what stuck

spiritsdancinginthenight-deacti

egyptian singer amira selim sings ancient egyptian verses at the pharaoh’s golden parade, in which the mummies of egypt’s ancient royalty were transported to their new home. 3rd April 2021.

triptihosmrti

this a hymn to the goddess isis btw

starrypawz

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

sleepy-shark

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

mydesignispeople

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams

ladofletters

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weasley-detectives

Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.

theimprobabledreamersworld

This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up 😊

stellarq

Someone take this away from mee🥺🤣

I’m dying hard after watching this scene again and again😂😂.

sofancydancy

Fresh Off the Boat & Hannibal

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thisisartbylexie

I needed a laugh and this is for all us writers out there: no matter which kind you are, you ARE a muse and an artist in your own right. Celebrate, babes!