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• liz/glow • they/them • 24 • • i draw silly pictures and clown around • • occasionally nsfw • • thank u for stopping by !! • • commissions closed ! •

[miiilowo]

DNI if you like horror movies because you think theyre SCARY🚫you can ONLY follow me if you JACK OFF TO SLASHER FILMS

[sudanese]

[natalieironside]

When I am president, I will abolish. There will no longer be any.

[mnemonicpneumaticknife]

You have my

[natalieironside]

🫡 Thank you for your

[mnemonicpneumaticknife]

[natalieironside]

[katelyn-danger]

[neververy4]

[drtanner]

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[png-archive-chaos]

I roll up

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[syn4k]

@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized

[lakevida]

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

[8nin]

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

[wifehaver103947]

[lelif]

on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

[gorsho444]

On the line

[lemondoddle]

[ID. A digital painting of eva stratt from project hail mary. She sits on her knees on a mostly dark floor, illuminated by a band of light across the middle, a red line cutting through the center. She holds a chain of paper dolls in her lap, looking down at them. The chain stretches across the floor and forms a large pile of countless more dolls vanishing into the dark background. Next to her side rest four paper dolls, ripped to pieces and separated from the chain. Away from both eva and the chain sit two more dolls, connected only to each other. One has glasses, the other has five limbs. End ID.]

[softdog]

i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis 

 it censored the butt in butter

this game is rated M

[squeakitties]

reeses penis FUCKer cups

[homunculus-argument]

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

[biodegrade]

I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic

[kokica1]

Love that Ryland Grace is the opposite of so many male protagonist "heroes" in media and yet he's still so incredibly brave, resilient, and strong. That flimsy little science teacher saves the day.

But he also,

Throws fits when things don't go his way. Not a "I'm a bad bitch" destroying everything-type fit, but tossing a trash can, breaking a screen-type fit.

Cries. A lot.

Pleads. He begs.

Doesn't answer the call to action.

Shows weakness. Being a coward and being fearful are two things he defines himself with.

Doesn't end up with the girl. In fact, that girl isn't even interested and he isn't, either.

Cherishes friendship over a romantic plot or something stereotypically brave like, "I'm going to save Rocky so I can save his world." No, he wants to save his friend, first and foremost.

Squeaks. He squeals. He screams, loudly and very high pitched. He whines. He complains. He physically struggles to open a jar. He's clumsy as hell. He makes some of the least graceful noises one can make.

Is not afraid to be the primitive species lowkey.

I love him and everything he stands for as a male protagonist. Men need to know that they can be just like Ryland Grace and still be just as much of a hero and a man.

[monarchbutterbee]

watching people draw my favorite characters with conventionally attractive features and body types is the equivalent of how i think jesus felt being nailed to the cross