[trencly]

always cackaling ha ha ha 

[uglygirlfriend]

[mjalti]

wanting to dismantle beauty standards but also defining yourself by them

[golddustmotherfucker]

[trencly]

Going 2 buy my bf flowers for valentines day!! Not sure what kind... maybe roses .... :) and some chocolates hehe

[papasmoke]

In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

[thenatsdorf]

The smile on the man’s face says it all. (via bodegacats)

[cipheramnesia]

I love them both.

[justfurbythings]

[thisisnicolai]

[saber-chan]

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

[pugs]

[brown-nena]

Gymnastics

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[mostlycatsmostly]

[slaveney]

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[theshitneyspears]

Me: I have NO idea what to wear tonight.

FBI Agent watching me through my webcam: Well let us see some options.

Me, shocked, but also wanting help:

[farmfreshmemes]

[laundryandtaxes]

The thing about the “and they were roommates” girl is I bet she really did just say something truly wild or explosive that totally warranted the unbelieving “and they were roommates”

[markv5]

Стучать не учили? Здесь вообще то занято!

[napoleanbonafarte]

“Did no one teach you to knock? This is occupied!”