only cool people allowed here :)

more than 200$ worth taken so far/ rp acc ^_^

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you are a loserrr if u snitch on people who l!ft. just move on smh

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YALL……… this is so funny

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IM DEAD WHAT

[lifting4u]

My friend sent this to me omg (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

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I need to find more of these 💀 pls send some of these I neeeeed them

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you know those store protocol lists of how to identify lifters? some of the things on the lists usually have things like fidgeting, not focusing, walking quickly, I wonder how many neurodivergent people have been sussed when they haven’t even lifted 

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everyone is defending these rich people as if the rich people would defend them, listen okay, I get that you have morals or whatever the hell but these bitchass millionaires would steal your house and your life away from you without a second thought and they’ve been doing that to others and other small businesses for years not to mention where the fuck is your care for supporting small businesses because everytime you go to the family diner down the street your always getting the children’s meals as a 15 yr old which makes the resteraunt lose money like we both know you dont actually give a shit about anyone now shut up and go work for your “idols”

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can you guys stfu about how your screwing Jeffrey bezos over like ik he’s a shit person but you aren’t doing shit buy doing a dnä on Amazon now go get ur stuff and post ur hauls pls

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can these lfting accounts stop posting non lfting things and spamming my feed with shit I don’t care about you know who you are now stop it’s annoying

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🥲

There’s a huge mall with a hot topic, Spencer’s, candy store, five below, and a ton of clothes shops near me and all I wanna do is go there and stéal shit but I can’t bc my mom won’t take me lmfaoo

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more tips and tricks!

this post is a response to @samlifting. if you don’t want your username here pls let me know and I will delete the post! thanks sm for all the support, and we also have the same name!

okay so I’m more than a few hauls in, I’ve actually st0len a ton of shit, just usually not in big häuls. Say I see a pen I like but costs as much as satans ass? in the pockét it goes! this is why I don’t post a lot of hauls. here’s some tips I’ve picked up since my other tips and tricks post!

if you are going to bôrrow at an açme, watch out for cameras, I mean it. This isn’t like justicë or hot topić or five belœw when most of the time the workers are young and don’t care. old hags work at acmé and targēt who always side with capitalism. but then again they are kind of stupid so yk do with that what you must.

take advantage of vacations. nobody there knows you. obviously don’t be stupid but it’s a pretty big relief to not see your neighbor in the târget or ułta.

BRING MONEY IN THE SIDE POCKET OF THE FUCKING BAG. I don’t care if you don’t plan on paying for anything. I don’t care if you think you are so gentle and smart, PUT THE FUCKING MONEY ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE BAG so when you grab it you don’t reveal the several things you just stœle. Plus it makes everything way quicker.

lastly idk if I had this in my other post but pls listen to ur gut guys, it’s there for a reason, if it feels weird drop it and go.

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some thing all l!fters NEED to do!

read through stories of people getting caught, read through how and when and where and what they were wearing when they got caught. don’t stand out. this isn’t the time to wear your demonias and new neon green skirt. humble yourself. just because it seems easy doesn’t mean you wont get caught. you see old l!fters, and you see bold l!fters, but you never see old, bold l!fters. listen to your gut, it’s never wrong. a few lipsticks aren’t worth your future or mental breakdowns. if it feels off and you don’t have time to drop, leave. the worst things happen when you let your guard down. don’t tell anyone you lift. if you get caught, drop and run.

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Reminder that nobody can search your bag without permission except police and they need a warrant. People can't stop you, meaning they can't step Infront of you, grab you, touch you, or follow you, and if they do, the last thing the police will be worried about is the fact that you stöle a bottle of lotion and some chocolate bars. It is INCREDIBLY difficult for anyone to stop you, and if you say and do the right things, there is nothing they can do about it.

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dollar tree rant

l!fting from dollar tree is so easy dude, I just ride my bike down, put all the shit I wanna tâke in my basket I got from the front of the store. Then I wait until there’s nobody in front of the bathroom and shove it all into my purse/backpack. Mine doesn’t beep bc there’s no tag scanner things at front. So easy omg

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GUYS GUESS WHAT

TÃRGËT HAUL!

this was way easier than I thought, but I'm still never l!fting from them again.

Lindor Chocolate- 10$

Nutella- 4$

Herseys Bar- 3$

Gum- 5$

All 2 Jewelry- 16$

All 3 Vaseline- 12$

Colada sugar scrub- 10$

Both 2 scrunchies- 10$

2 mini deodorants- 8$

Makeup brush- 4$

Facial serum (top left)- 8$

Total- 90$

Wow okay so I'm definetely gonna be eating chocolate today!

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stop.

Stop pretending you are anti-racist, anti-capitalism, anti-whatever because you l!ft. We all know it’s because of wanting euphoria, items, and not wanting to pay 30 dollars for a blush. L!fting is fine, I do it, and as long as you do it from big stores, it’s fine. But stop acting like you are sooo against homophobia, racism, sexism, whatever that you havveeeee to l!ft. All the “fck capitalism” l!fting blogs are performative, you can call it whatever you want but in the end of the day, people are dying and crying in the streets because of it and you l!fting a blush doesn’t save anyone for shit. Stop using people’s pain and suffering to justify what you don’t need to justify.  It’s annoying and performative, get over yourself, and stop making excuses when you don’t need to have any.

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Here's a few methods I know! Sorry if this is vague, I don't want people to doxx me or others in this community!

DNA- this stands for did not arrive. Never do this with small businesses. Go on Amazon it uses child labor, ew, and order something you want. You will need money on your card. Once it arrives, look up how to refund your item on Amazon. I can't help you here, since I have nothing to refund, so it won't work.

Receipt- this is my favorite one. Find a random receipt, lift the items on it and then return the items for money using the receipt and obviously the items, free money!

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Another haul cuz a bitch got kleptomania

Blue Shirt- 20$

Lemonade+candy including mints- 6$

Jar- 1$

Perfume- 12$

Squishy Pals- 1$

Facial thing and makeup brush- 6$

Freeze dried mango (not in pic)- 2$

Total- 48$

[imhereforthings]

HOLY SH!T OMG

L!FT!NG HAUL FROM MICHAELS, SPROUTS, AND SOME RANDOM CLOTHING STORE

All markers: 30$

String: 2$

Little Jars: 8$

Gummies and honeycomb chocolate: 7$

Bracelet Charm: 4$

Crappy Lingerie: 8$

All markers: 30$

Lipglosses: 8$

Total: 97$

OMG GUYS THE MARKERS R AMAZING! CYA