So many of you are misunderstanding Somi; you’re not immersing yourself in the correct vibe. Like, I’m picturing it’s a Friday, my manager calls me she’s like “you want off tonight?” And I’m like, “Yes.” I immediately call Taehyun, I immediately call Keeho and I’m like: “you two are fucking coming out tonight. we’re going to a gay club.” They’re like “we have work in the morning” and I’m like “i don’t give a fuck. We’re going” so we get ready. They come to my house, we pregame for a bit, right? Uber shows up, I grab my phone wallet keys Sunoo photocard, we’re on the road to the club.
Now we pull up to the club, line’s out the door around the fucking corner. We’re like “dammit, we’re never getting in!” Taehyun’s like “relax, I know the owner,” Key sashays over and we’re like “oh my god, you’re Key from Shinee,” n’ he’s like “thanks, fuckin’ Sherlock. Get inside, first round’s on me.”
We skip the line, now we’re in the club. It’s packed to the brim, we’re trying to get to the bar, we push aside Kevin, New, Chaeyoung, Ryujin, Haechan, Seungkwan, right? We get to the bar, we see Ten, he’s like “what’ll it be” we’re like “ummmm” he’s like “Vodka cranberries.” And we’re like “oh my god, absolutely.”
He hands them to us, they’re clear. The three of us take a sip of our drinks. It was made with the thought of cranberry juice, right, it is just straight up vodka, we’re like “whatever,” we’re having a good time.
Fast forward a couple hours, we are absolutely sloshed, I’m waiting for my seventh drink at the bar, I can barely see what’s happening in front of me, and then all of a sudden I hear this on the dance floor:
[Fast Forward by Jeon Somi plays from 00:53 of the track, the first beat drop]