I.M.P

[immediate-murder-proffesionals]

Hey there!

I got Moxxie to type this out, because we gotta keep this professional. We just got this cool little thing, thought we'd... Extend our horizons, get business running, ya know, the basics.

Got any questions? Ask them here or call our number!!

-Blitzø, the O is silent, founder of I.M.P

(Hey there! Rules here, and extra info too)

-No flirting with me as the blog owner

-No heavy gore

-Be respectful

-No inappropriate images, all though i don't think that'll happen. Hopefully.

-Moxxie WILL be here every now and again! (Mostly just cuz I'm not good at acting like him. But feel free to ask!)

-Got a question for anyone else? I'll try my best to get in touch!

Characters that you might see:

-Fizzarolli

-Moxxie

-Loona

-Blitzø

-Stolas

-My Oc Monet repremanding the dumbass's

Thanks for reading!

[immediate-murder-proffesionals]

How much do u charge?

And guess what?

... chicken butt :D

We charge... Well... Depends on the kill. And who's askin.

Also...

HAH! Haha. Ha... Yeah, ok, real funny.

-Blitzø, the O IS SILENT!!!

(Moxxie here... Still typing for him because he can't spell. Thanks for reaching out!!)

[immediate-murder-proffesionals]

Hi, there! I'm Blitzø! The "o" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.! Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell, or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?! Well, luckily for you. Thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!

Best way to reach out is to ask a question on this page! I PROMISE, I'll respond!

See you out there!

-I.M.P