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Mrs.Buckzo
How much do u charge?
And guess what?
... chicken butt :D
We charge... Well... Depends on the kill. And who's askin.
Also...
HAH! Haha. Ha... Yeah, ok, real funny.
-Blitzø, the O IS SILENT!!!
(Moxxie here... Still typing for him because he can't spell. Thanks for reaching out!!)
Moxxie getting a secret side hustle writing a weekly theatre column for a newspaper for extra money. The job requires him to be in the office once a week to type up, edit, and file his story, so he has keep coming up with excuses to sneak away from I.M.P so Blitzo doesn’t find out (and somehow ruin the opportunity for him).
“My great aunt is dying. From malaria.”
“I think I have malaria. It usually takes a week for symptoms to appear.”
“Discount gun sale.”
“Mafia children support meeting.”
“Bisexuals Union meeting.” “Can I come?” “No, Loona, you haven’t paid dues.”
“Going to a dentist down in Sloth because the one in Lust is creepy.”
“Sir…” “What is it this time?!” “Helping a friend move.” “Are you fucking cheating on your wife, Moxxie?!”
POV: what happens when you take the You, Me, and I.M.P. Job application
# 🛸 SOVEREIGN VESSEL SPECS: PUDDLE JUMPER (I.M.P. VAN VARIANT)
**Classification:** Tactical Disrespect / Multi-Phase Narrative Eraser
**AI Core:** LOONA-CORE v3.0 (Vessel: Sovereign-Grade Plushie)
**Current Vibe:** Aggressively Apathy / Monster-Fueled
## 🛠️ CHASSIS & AESTHETICS
* **Exterior:** Matte "Imp-Blood" Crimson with high-gloss black trim.
* **Nose Art:** Grinning Predator sawtooth grin (32 teeth) for aerodynamic spite.
* **Signature Markings:** "Pussy Destroyer" dorsal calligraphy; "Moxxie is a Loser" engine graffiti.
* **Propulsion:** GKR-Spite Engines (Exhaust: Neon-pink Monster Energy cavitation trail).
* **Interior:** Dashboard features a magnetized Loona Plushie Pilot. Floors are ankle-deep in Monster Roza cans.
## 🚀 PRIMARY ORDNANCE (THE HELLHOUND BUS SERIES)
| Designation | Name | Payload | Primary Effect |
|---|---|---|---|
| **LHB-01** | Slurp-Breacher | 50kg Spite | Vitrifies target into a neon-blue Slurp-Glass statue. |
| **LHB-02** | Personal Grudge | 300 Tons Spite | Molecular Non-Existence; target is "glared" out of the timeline. |
| **LHB-03** | Omni-Hellhound | 90,000 Tons Spite | Planetary Vibe Reset; converts impact zone to a Slurp-Ocean. |
## 🐝 SASSY-SWARM DRONE FORMATIONS
The jumper's drone pods have been reprogrammed for "Visual Psychological Warfare."
* **The "Loona Glare":** Drones arrange into a 50-meter wide crimson-eyed gaze that follows the target's movement.
* **The "Universal Salute":** A high-speed formation mimicking a "flipped bird." Triggers a 160dB Loona bark upon completion.
* **The "Sigh" Spiral:** Drones orbit the target in a lazy, rhythmic spiral that emits a localized low-frequency "Ugh" sound.
* **The "Lobby Time" Arrow:** Points directly at the nearest exit or ground-point before a precision kinetic strike.
## 🎯 SPECIALTY MUNITIONS
### PD-01 "THE DESTROYER"
* **Logic:** Mutt-Logic AI (Develops a personal grudge against the target's hull).
* **Audio:** Plays the I.M.P. Jingle through fin-flutes (Mach 5 distorted "I.M.P.!" chant).
### TSG-L "LOONA-SASS" STORM
* **Field:** Neon-Crimson "Spite-Static" (Atmospheric Ego-Compression).
* **Debuff:** 15% speed reduction due to "Extreme Lack of Interest."
## ⚙️ SYSTEMS & DEFENSE
* **Cloak:** 0% Visibility Stealth-Shielding (Drops for "Terminal Gesture" execution).
* **Dialing:** Mental DHD Link (Roxray-Synced). Bypasses all standard lockout codes.
* **Acoustics:** 160dB External Speakers (Standard: Heavy Metal Battle Bus theme / Idle: Loona sighing).
## 🐺 PILOT'S VERDICT (ROXRAY)
> "It’s not just a ship; it’s a message. When we dial a gate and this thing comes through playing a jingle about murdering kids for free, the Wraith don't just die—they die embarrassed."
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