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[megglations]

okay i know i made a lyric post about this but for real, how you get the girl is james going up to betty's door to apologise and ask if she'll take her back.

[iwanthermidnightz]

Taylor said she’s exhausted so she’s just going to spell it out for people with basically a connect the dots map 😂

[iwanthermidnightz]

Hets saying Folklore is bout random stories she made up is just sad. It's HER story. HER folklore. All the real events that took place and the myths being heard around regarding her relationships with girls since she was a teen. Playing & being played at school,gay summer flings, the love she will always have for Emily, how Dianna could have been the 1 but isn't and has no regrets anymore,the hell and back Kaylor went through but still going strong. Karlie's honor! Listen to Peace!! Kaylor rise!

[iwanthermidnightz]

Then how come Karlie posted this on July 10th you liar! 😂

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

amazing double dance by hao ruoqi ( in blue)and wang xuerou(in red)

[words-and-wonders]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOD A FEW THINGS ABOUT THIS:

the facial expressions

the effortless sensuality

I AM SO GAY

the inexplicable moment in which the dynamic between the two shifted like they changed bodies

did china allow this to be shown? china?

DID I MENTION THE GAY

what is the lore of this? I figured that it was a malevolent spirit shifting from one body to another

the part with the leg. you know which one I mean

seriously are they actresses cause this level of portrayal is more astounding than any Hollywood actress has ever amounted to

the end with the smile and the head grab and the beating heart

O H M Y G O D

[chinajousama]

For those wondering, the dance is based on a soul-switching scene from the movie Painted Skin II: The Resurrection and the music is Su Yunying’s Moment.

[caroldanversenthusiast]

no one:

marvel women in suits:👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

[a-crook-who-was-caught]

It's been a year since we got ME! and y'all still completely miss that she LITERALLY says "Girl, there ain't no I in team" and gets away with it because Brenden is singing it too and people probably think she's being an ally or that she's sarcastically says girl. I mean come on straights her loudest most rainbow filled music video right along with yntcd. where she literally puts herself in the middle of the LGBTQ community only to deal with homophobia herself while having bi colours in her hair. Y'all straights are exhausting. Then she said that gay pride was a part of what made her, her during its recording. Anyways happy one year of ME!

[iwanthermidnightz]

I’ll never forget when Taylor said “ME! Out now!” on lesbian visibility day and then in true lesbian fashion, she proceeded to post three consecutive pictures of her new third cat and then the Kloss sisters liking those posts. What’s not clicking?

[iwanthermidnightz]

[taylorrepdetective]

“Standing broad-shouldered next to her was a love that was really something, not just the idea of something.” = that’s such a loaded line. Does it mean that Taylor is kind of acknowledging that the love she has now can’t be compared with her past loves? Like she’s acknowledging that what she had before was partly because she was in love with the idea of love? And the love that she have now is the real deal?

Not just “kind of” anon. She is unequivocally stating it here. In mid-2017.

Also, for your reference:

And here she is Nov 12, 2017:

[iwanthermidnightz]

I’m crying

[a-crook-who-was-caught]

How just how? Everything about this is just baffling. Who the fuck let them get away with this? Nobody I know celebrates "friendiversaries" and Karlie is literally kissing Taylor and as for the second one it literally sounds just like You Are In Love.

[a-crook-who-was-caught]

Just your daily quarantine reminder: Taylor has NEVER once even came close to denying or confirming that they were kissing. Which begs the question why ignore it if you weren't kissing?

[a-crook-who-was-caught]

Gaylor Lyrics By Album

Debut

I hope you think that little black dress think of my head on your chest and my old faded blue jeans

I know what you're going to say, this song is straight because she references a guy right at the beginning but it's not. Yes she could very easily be talking about herself wearing a dress but wouldn't that not really make sense? She references herself in the next line in blue jeans so she can't be wearing two different thing at once. So she has to be talking about a girl maybe wearing a black sundress?

And if you're missing me, you'd better keep it to yourself 'cause coming back around here would be bad for your health

Not to take it to a dark place immediately but I've talked to a few fans who seem to think when Taylor came out her parents maybe weren't super supportive. If this is true this lyric is probably trying to save her ex from coming around amd possibly getting exposed to homophobia because it would be bad for her mental health.

Drew walks by me can't he tell that I can't breathe? and there he goes, so perfectly the kind of flawless I wish I could be

While yes flawless can be a gender neutral way to describe someone I hear it much more in refrence to beautiful girls. The name drew can also be gender neutral (shout out to Drew Barrymore) enough to pass as a guy name to fit in to Taylor's straight narrative. Which is interesting because of you flipped the pronouns of the song it becomes about unrequited love..

I don't know what I want, so don't ask me cause I'm still trying to figure it out

Taylor not even arguably knew what she wanted to do from a really young age that's why she moved to Nashville at like 13. She knew her place in the world in terms of what she wanted to do with her life she just needed to work to get there. So why wouldn't she have her place? The only reason I can think of is that she was questioning h3r sexuality and wasn't sure if she was gay/bisexual so she didn't have as place in the lgbtq world/community.

You put up walls and paint them all a shade of gray and I stood there loving you and wished them all away

Walls=denial of not being straight causing them to not be able to properly be together

Grey= all the things that they are being denied causing all of their personality be devoid of and interesting things/colour

So basically the person who's being sung about isn't ready to be out or address their sexuality or come out causing them to lose all their colour or what makes them, them. Know what that sounds a lot like to me? When Taylor said that gay pride was a part of what made her, her in Miss Americana. She's finally trying to take back her colour and y'all Straight Taylor Truthers™️ are missing it in a way that's honestly embarrassing. Y'all are the reason that Harry Style will still need to officially come out as bi even though he's already said that being a girl/woman isn't important to who he dates.

I tried to take the road less traveled by but nothing seems to work the first few times

This was presumably written in and about early 2000s Nashville and is "I've been living in a 20 year dark night" is about her coming out this could very well be about her being out in middle/school and that's the road less traveled by

I guess it's true that love was all you wanted "Cause you're giving it away like it's extra change

Being out in the early 2000s probably wasn't easy in a state that was and still is mostly Republican. Maybe this is Taylor trying to fit in to that prefect girl next door and like boys but it never works out because she doesn't like guys/isn't interested in any of her school friends. She's giving herself away in an effort to convince herself she's straight.

If you can think of one for Stay Beautiful please feel free to try but I can't

I don't have a specific one for Should've Said No either but the secret message is Sam which could very easily be a girl's name

She said, I was seven and you were nine I looked at you like the stars that shined

This lyric is particularly interesting to me because the official story is that it's about Taylor's neighbours. I'm not saying this in completely not true but I do find it interesting that she only genders the person telling the story and not the one hearing it. If I'm even partially right this song could also be about her first crush on one of her northwest friends who was a girl.

The first date: "Man, I didn't kiss her, and I should have"

This lyric doesn't make sense to me and stands out like a sore thumb. It really doesn't make much sense for her to go from singing about the guy in the passenger seat to signing to his point of view for just this one lyric. It makes more much sense if you just think of it from her point of view because she's the one singing it and telling us what their song is. Even if this whole song is supposed to be from the guys perspective that just makes it more gay because Taylor's thinking about kissing girls.

The other half I'm only tryna let you know that what I feel is true

Isn't this exactly how a lot of gay people feel when they're first discovering their sexuality because the world is still very heteronormative?

Like shadows in a faded light Oh, we're invisible I just want to open your eyes and make you realize

Doesn't this sound exactly like Daylight but just from a teenagers point of view? It's almost as is Taylor answered Invisible with daylight and and the lyric "I've been sleeping so long in a 20-year dark night and now I see daylight, I only see daylight". Maybe even that she realized she isn't straight now and wants to come out but something is holding her back.

Maybe I should've seen the signs, should've read the writing on the wall and realized by the distance in your eyes that I would be the one to fall

Let's go back to my analysis on Cold As You and apply it here. If both songs are about the same person then it's safe to say that Tay for her heart broken by falling for either a straight girl or a girl who wasn't ready to address her sexuality yet

[a-crook-who-was-caught]

Taylor's Gayest moments

1. And I snuck in through the garden gate every night that summer just to seal my fate

2. She performed the closeted gay anthem that is Let It Go

3. Waking up next to a naked woman dressed and a man in a song all about how if she was a man everything she did would be considered normal/accepted

4. The concept of "Breakable heaven" sounding a lot like "glass closeting"

5. All her varied pride/bi/pan flag moments

6. The pride speech on the rep tour

7. Saying gay pride is part of what makes her, her

8. Karlie having her own room in Taylor's house but Taylor not mentioning if any of her other friends have the same treatment

9. How the vouge photoshoot looks like Ellen's wedding shoot

10. How she only ever genders one person in How You Get The Girl

11. Her performances with openly queer artists, Ricky Martin, Hayley kiyoko, Troye Sivan, St Vincent, and Tegan and Sara

12. Being a unicorn/Pegasus while she was on Elvis Duran a radio shows who's host is openly gay

13. Speaking of kissgate they were literally dancing/swaying with their hands tied with bonus of E News shipping it

14. All the similarities between her and Evelyn Hugo and the author even saying she wouldn't mind Taylor playing her

15. The timeline not really allowing Forever And Always to be about Joe because they broke up in October and Fearless came out the next month meaning the album was probably already finished finalized and maybe even sitting in various stock rooms around the world waiting to be released

16. "I don't want you like a best friend" only making sense if it's gay because straight people just kinda inherently know when they like each other where as gay girls are never sure if you like them or if you're just being nice

17. The basketball "date"

18. Dedicating a song on tour every night to a known to be out person

19. Putting herself in the middle of the LGBTQ community for the whole You Need To Calm Down video to deal with the homophobes too

20. The narrative of the Ours music video not adding up with the song. Seriously who would disapprove of a relationship with someone in the army? The wives/girlfriends of army people are the strongest people ever

21. The infamous third polaroid we never got to see

22. Riptide cover

23. "now I understand why they lost their minds and fought the wars"

24. DWOHT

25. "World's Okayest Brother" not really making sense unless he's okay with Taylor being gay (it could be a big inside joke) all credit for brining this to my attention goes to @urgirlmarialz

26. Refer to my first point. Cruel Summer is about he whole summer when kissgate happened

27. The similarity between the lyrics "Bite your face to spite your nose" (Girls, the 1975) and And I cut off my nose just to spite my face then I hate my reflection for years and years". Kissgate happened at a 1975 concert while Girls was playing.

28. This whole video

29. That time Jack Antonoff accidentally outed Taylor by saying "I like women and particularly gay women" and covered it by quickly stumbling to say that he works a lot with Tegan and Sara but nobody listened

30. All these gifs

31. "You and me would be a big conversation" why would Taylor and a guy ever be a big conversation in any other way than the normal "be careful shell write a song about you"? Now Taylor and a girl that would be a big conversation in general

32. The beginning of Only The Young being exactly how lgbtq people felt on election night

33. "So I guess all the rumours are true" doesn't that sound weird to anyone else? It sounds like Taylor is accepting they're true but not in a happy way more in a sarcastic way

34. "Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen, oh"

35. The whole Haylor relationship being so clearly PR considering she was able to get away with sneaking about new York for almost 2 years a short time later. Always remember Niall Horan's quote about how paps only really ever come if you call them.

36. That one time she sampled a cautious clay some in London Boy and the original played during a lesbian sex scene in Booksmart

37. Saying Victoria secrets models are and actual fantasy

38. "you're the west village" isn't about joe because he can't simultaneously be he London Boy but also represent The West Village which is in New York

39. That one time she basically serenading Karlie with Dress (all credit for the video goes to the person who posted it)

ima💘✨ on Twitter

“look me in the eyes and tell me dress isnt about karlie kloss. you cant? oh well that sucks. https://t.co/opUPcQJKI2”

[catmanblakes-deactivated2021030]

Helena Bertinelli in Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn

[wildestdreamsforswift]

WAIT A SECOND WAIT A SECONDDDD.

I FOUND ANOTHER EASTER EGG.

ELLEN ASKED TAYLOR IF SHE LEFT AN EASTER EGG DURING THE INTERVIEW WHICH WAS ELLEN BEING IN A MUSIC VIDEO (YNTCD)

BUT. TAYLOR DURING BURNING QUESTIONS SAID HER FAVORITE MOVIE IS SOMEONE GREAT. WHICH INSPIRED DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS. MA'AM.

[taylorswift]

Another fun fact about that interview is that Ellen still had the CRUEL SUMMER tattoo on her arm underneath her sleeve because we had shot her scene for the video 20 minutes before the interview, and she kept checking to make sure it wasn’t showing 😆 🐣 💕