Taylor rep Detective

I AM BAD AT TYPONG This blog has changed a lot in 8 years. What hasn’t? Read this essay to help understand my core belief about Taylor music and trying to analyze it, https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2015/09/11/the-most-misread-poem-in-america/ I used to tag #song analysis to what I think were my more interesting posts, but I don’t really do much analysis anymore. Sometimes I drink bourbon and shit post. I love getting anons but I don’t answer all of them. I am a gaylor. Sorry. Obsessed with Taylor swift’s career and art and brain and especially her PR. I have a fundamentally different interpretation of most of her recent discography from 99% of people, no matter which side of the fandom they are on, and I got tired of trying to explain my interpretations because it’s like knocking my head against a brick wall with people who are starting from an entirely different place and set of assumptions. It is not worth it. So now I focus on her career stuff. That may change and every once in a while I say a bit about song interpretation. I also realize that my interpretations may very well be wrong. But I have certain beliefs and this is my opinion. Take it or leave it. I’ve seen her live 6x. Side blog.

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The folklore of it all.

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Always happy to get new yeehaw Taylor music.

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Listened to Evermore today for the first time in a while. Remember when she used to write songs like Ivy and Cowboy Like Me and Gold Rush?

You know how she always puts a song on an album that is a hint at things to come? Who would have guessed it was Long Story Short?

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Finally looked into Sombr beyond that one song they play on the radio all the time, and I get it Taylor. So on the nose.

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Not Josh Kushner buying a piece of my baseball team 😭

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Taylor- I’ve got bad news for you. My job has turned sour and I just bought a new red stapler from Amazon.

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So.., I bought a new slightly used car, a cherry red Mazda Miata and I drove it in the unseasonably warm late winter California sunshine today and listened to some Bill Withers on the way to work and then my night time driving playlist on my way home across one of the bridges over the bay, and let me tell you there is no better way to experience Style by Taylor Swift than under these particular conditions. And I am very happy.

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when do we think ts13 is coming

I don’t know. This year feels too soon, but she can do whatever she wants. If I was betting I’d say next spring. But I’m sure it’s all attached to whatever is going on in her personal life, debut re-record release timing, and what story she wants to sell for the next album

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Happy International Women’s Day I guess💔

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Does this mean tis the damn season is about selena’s toxic relationship with the biebs

Interesting that she didn’t say TTDS is also about her.

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Scott Borchetta has retired from being the CEO of Big Machine so he can pursue his side hobby of professional race car driving his Jag full time now.

Damn, I wish Taylor would beef with me! It turns out that unless you're Kanye, having a mutual beef with Taylor will end up making your life 13x times better than it was before you started beefing with Taylor rather than end up with you quote unquote "sleeping with the fishes" like she pitifully claimed in that pathetic joke of a song, Father Figure. Lmao.

Instead, let’s imagine an alternate reality for Scott, one that was entirely possible if only he had a single clue. In this other reality, in 2018 he recognized he already had the single most talented entertainer in the world who was not past her prime and only had higher to go, and he gave Taylor the deal she deserved instead, and therefore he made major bank off of Taylor’s continued success, and he STILL could have retired now to pursue his racing passion, sold BM for even more than he sold it for in 2019, with millions more in the bank and he could have held onto his reputation as a genius who recognized the massive irreplaceable stupendous talent that he had with Taylor, instead of being seen as a has-been who got lucky once and then gave away his prize too soon.

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For the 2 of you who might remember this, I just messaged stapler girl on LinkedIn to see if she wants to come work at my company.

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New avatar

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today is a big win for weird taylor swift girl nation. back to our roots

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Red stapler cameo. She stalks you 😂

Gay red stapler

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It never occurred to me that Taylor, if she wants to be, is virtually impossible to serve a summons to. lol.