Bunch of cool garbage

I like Assassin’s Creed and some other stuff

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For a while, I’ve had a vague scene in my head about a religious fanatic fear mongering random items. The only lines I’ve thought of so far are: “Cinnamon?” “Sin of man!”

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Mario: Congratulations. The two of you have just won gold and silver in the Moron Olympics.

Claudia:

Ezio:

Claudia: Who won gold?

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“Why would you want a modern day Assassin’s Creed, just play Watchdo-” Ten thousand hidden blades to the chest

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There’s a lot you can say against Forsaken and Snowden’s characterization of Haytham, but one thing I will always love is Haytham’s subtle grudge against Achilles.

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Does anyone else have specific tunes for fanfic titles they read

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Imagine historical Assassins Creed characters reacting to modern day portrayals of themselves, like the Borgias watching the Borgias.

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What were Miko and Birch doing at the same show anyways

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Writing tip: If you have trouble writing a character’s voice just make it part of their thing. Other characters can be like “This guy sure says “aye” a lot”

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Very funny to me that Jim Holden literally only became Haytham’s friend because he survived his execution whereas Jim’s brother didn’t.

Like some guy probably: so how’d you meet?

Haytham:… I’d rather not say.

Not to mention he doesn’t become a Templar Haytham has 2 friends, ones a former assassin and the other is just some guy. Both of these guys are shipped with him.

It’s actually terrible that they killed him off, he had so much potential #justiceforjim.

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Me when Cromwell frames others for treason: Yess

Me when others frame Cromwell for treason: This is so fucked up

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Broke: Connor is uncivilised because he’s half native

Woke: Connor is just as civilised as any other person

Bespoke: Connor is uncivilised because he’s half Kenway

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I love how the Templars assume Connor obiediently follows Achilles’s every order like he’s not calling the old man’s bullshit at every turn

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I need less Connor/Edward similarities and more Connor/Haytham ones. Don’t get me wrong, I love the former, but I want to see Connor acting a little too similar to Haytham and making Achilles grimace, or for Lee to see the man he admires in the man he hates so much.

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The use of new world ingredients has fascinating implications for Medieval Times lore

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To be fair to Anna Karenina, her husband does have some American Pyscho vibes

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Late night hosts who go talk at big events are the modern equivalent of court jesters

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random question:

what was your first exposure to prev and what made you decide to follow them?