DC characters as dropout tv moments:
A justice league political ad of Bruce running to be the leader of the justice league
Bruce: “Here in the Justice League of America we pride ourselves on the kind of hero team the world can only dream of: contingency plans for any and all events, teams organized better than most governments, Hal why won’t you vote for me?”
(Hal falls out of his chair and Barry is dying in the corner)
Bruce: “Over 99% of the league agrees that I’ve been a good leader. I won with 99.998% of the votes. It’s fucking crazy that you didn’t vote for me Hal.”
(Hal is very shocked and terrified)
Bruce: “I pay for everyone’s suits, transportation, and gadgets, Okay? I brought multiple dead sidekicks back to life, AS A LEADER”
Hal: “Ollie can you come in here please?”
Bruce: “You’re a fucking idiot man; everyone loves me except you. I don’t understand”
Hal: “I think the monitors are talking to me?”
Bruce: “Hal, Barry voted for me and even Ollie voted for me”
Hal: “You voted for him!?!
Barry: “everyone but you Hal”
Hal: “Well… I guess there’s only one thing to do. 🎶I suppose I’ll head into townnnnnn🎶”
Bruce: “Hal, I can’t hear you I’m in an ad”
(Credit for the script)
