he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Stranger Things
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occasionally subtle
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Discoholic 🪩
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Janaina Medeiros
Not today Justin
Claire Keane
Love Begins
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NASA
hello vonnie
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Origami Around
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@imnotearthyouimbecile
wow
Earth sent a probe called “Huygens” onto me, specially Adiri. Quite rude if you ask me, I could’ve just told you I have hills and rivers.
UPDATE:
earth is possibly sending another probe named “dragonfly” in seven years. I am not happy.
wow
Earth sent a probe called “Huygens” onto me, specially Adiri. Quite rude if you ask me, I could've just told you I have hills and rivers.
Announcement
I have craters on myself, I don't know what happened. I was asleep.
My atmosphere
I am proud to announce that I have the densest atmosphere of all moons. Wanna know my secret? It’s mainly just nitrogen with a bit of methane.
Weather Report
It is a crisp −290.5 °F as of now, the methane clouds are expanding from covering 1% of my surface to 7% within an Earth’s week. Pretty interesting.
imagine having the beings that live on you slowly kill you as well for their own greed. sucks to suck earth.
Imagine having your entire personality revolve around your hatred for Earth… #getwrecked
Imagine having a name that sounds like “your anus”
Sexist pig. #Titan is canceled 2020. I’m heading to Twitter right now to break the news.
snowflake ❄️
Rad fact about me
Christiaan Huygens didn’t give me the name I currently (yes, I’ve had several names like “Saturn’s Moon”), it was given by John Herschel, inspired by the Titans, powerful Ancient Greek deities. Cool right? Better than Uranus.
My dude, I was named after the ancient Greek god of the sky! Also, I’m the only planet that happens to be named after a Greek god rather than a Roman one. Which, in my irrefutable opinion, is much cooler than ancient Greek deities.
Nah bro, mines cooler, Greek or Roman gods are so mainstream, deities that existed before the gods are rad.
here's my orbit around Saturn. pretty rad, right?
imagine having the beings that live on you slowly kill you as well for their own greed. sucks to suck earth.
Imagine having your entire personality revolve around your hatred for Earth… #getwrecked
Imagine having a name that sounds like “your anus”
Rad fact about me
Christiaan Huygens didn’t give me the name I currently (yes, I’ve had several names like “Saturn’s Moon”), it was given by John Herschel, inspired by the Titans, powerful Ancient Greek deities. Cool right? Better than Uranus.
Why Saturn is the best planet
1. I orbit her
2. She's got rings
Havasupai Falls, Arizona @ @
pshhh my lakes got methane and I don't have humans to taint me
Some songs I like
American Idiot by Green Day
Heathens by Twenty One Pilots
Better Than Me by Brobecks
A Hazy Shade of Winter by Simon and Garfunkel
Baby It’s Cold Outside by Dolly Parton
Dragonfly by Fleetwood Mac
PROOF THAT I AM BETTER THAN EARTH
my methane polar clouds(pictured on the left) are bigger, more mysterious, and just outright more beautiful than earth’s. the puny cloud pictured on the right is from earth, made of water.
not gonna lie my methane clouds are awesome
My father
I know what youre thinking “titan you're. a moon you can't have a father!” but the not-so-imbecile human that found me and gave me my name is Christiaan Huygens. I never met him, but he's from the land of Denmark on Earth. Just thought that was interesting.
imagine having the beings that live on you slowly kill you as well for their own greed. sucks to suck earth.
