What did you just say?

A Tumblr that is just full of the random things that come out of my partner's mouth on the daily

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Talking about my new friend:

Me: There name is Finley.

Isla: Like the park in Chicago.

Me: You mean Fenway, and that's in Boston.

I'm convinced that she's from a different universe.

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12/23/2025;

Playing songs in the car, and turns on Waterfalls by TLC.

Isla: I liked this song as a kid because I knew what a waterfall was.

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08/11/2025;

"You can't take me death, I taped the lamp down."

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03/30/2025;

Watching Jackie and Shadow and their eaglets on Youtube.

Chad: Do you think if I put you up in a tree and kept bringing you sticks and stuff that you could make a human sized nest?

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03/07/2025;

I just learned that Chad for 32 years thought it was hip-pop and not hip-hop

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09/01/2024;

I played a Divorced Dad Rock playlist, and Chad goes:

"These songs sound like cigarettes smell. Alright at first, but they'll make you sick"

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08/31/2024;

Chad heard Rhythm and Blues in a Hozier song and looked at me dead serious:

"Is that what R&B stands for?"

I just looked at him because I didn't think he was serious... But he was.

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07/21/2024;

Chad feeding the cats while they scream at him: "You know what we don't do when we go to a restaurant? We don't go back to the kitchen and scream at the chef while he makes our food and yell WE'RE HUNGRY. You girls need some patience."

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04/25/2024;

"He had a dumbass haircut and a stupid little mustache."

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04/09/2024;

"Why is 7 plus 3 equal 10? I fucking hate that."

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04/09/2024;

"Just stop saying words"

He's mad he can't add and do addition... And then he is telling me he needs to do multiplication to figure out military time.

Him: 7 time 3 is 21 so I know 21 is 9 PM...

WHAT

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03/16/2024;

"I would turn into a little train track boy."

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03/13/2024;

"Catch, it's fetch for kids."

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02/13/24;

"Edward Cullen is Chuck E. Cheese."

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02/02/2024;

🎶 David I'm sorry to call you, but everyone else in the family is dead 🎶

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01/15/2024;

Chad to the cat licking crumbs off the plate: "You don't need gluten!"

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11/21/2023;

Chad: There's 555 pages in this so halfway would have been 225.

Me: *laughing* What's 225 plus 225?

Chad: 550

Me: *laughing more* check your math, because that's wrong.

Him: *does more calculations* oh is it because 2 plus 2 is 4?