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Welcome to the freakshow, weird and problematic since day one
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have you seen cowboys smp
I have not. I started Martyn's POV when it first came out, and watched two of Pyro's vods as well, but I'm just not much of a stream guy. This doesn't mean I won't answer/accept cowboys smp asks however, if that's what you wanted to know.
yeah. Im going to continue shipping pyro characters.
Can we transfem pyro already?
Im gonna be fully honest I cannot see princezam as a guy in any way
I miss Legundo forrest.
Thinking about how fun he'd be to top. For his, what, 400+ years? How old is this guy?? he probably has little experience. I think he'd prefer an actual relationship over hookups, and he's very distracted by traveling so it's definitely been a while. Plus he seems like the type to be a rather mediocre top. This man needs to be put in a situation now.
do you have anything more to say abt legvid size difference i think i hauve covid
Well. Big fan of Avid being annoying to get a reaction out of Legs.
I imagine Avid droning on and on as usual and Legundo just picks him up by the collar. Now he's a few feet off the ground and turned on just from the fact that Legundo can manhandle him so easily like that
Also Avid trying to keep his composure whenever the doc has to patch him up, because his hands are so large and strong and could definitely hold him down with ease.
Not to mention that Avid keeps āvery unsubtlyā glancing at Legundoās crotch. He wants that cookie so badā¦
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I was planning to write more but this has been sitting in my drafts for far too long so this is what we're going with
imagine, for the college au, Cherri and Apo trying to get it on and Pyro walks in
I like to imagine Cherri did a semester abroad or smth so they couldn't room together and didn't want to get an apartment until she got back, and once she got back they had a nice date and lots of soft kisses and hugs and just lot of affection because they missed each other so much
Then they go back to Apos dorm and Cherri gets mischievous and starts initiating stuff, because it's just something she'd do, trail her hands up Apos body, get her all bashful and flustered.
Making out turns into Cherri snaking her hands up Apos shirt and they are both so pent up and so ready for this- then the door opens and it Pyro going, "hey, Apo, We're out of soda- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY" and the door slams and it kinda ruins the mood, because now Apo has to go explain to Pyro who Cherri is and yada yada š
I want to draw this now. if only i could draw.. <- the guy who can draw but never does
Anyways. Yes. Absolutely yes.
I really love mischievous Cherri, she's gonna poke and annoy Apo until she gets what she wants. Also this is why you lock your door!! And why you knock before entering someone's room!!! Tsk-tsk. Shame on both Apo and Pyro.
Yeah the results of that would be very awkward. Personally, I think Apo would briefly explain to Pyro she has a girlfriend and then leave before he can ask further questions. But once they get over it Pyro would probably enjoy teasing Apo about it to piss them off.
At least Apo and Cherri can try again later, and Pyro will know better than to barge in.
I'm killing people who think any Scott smajor character is skinny btw
Good job me. /sarc
welp. Thereās drama again.
Iāll just take this chance to say that any future content mentioning either Avid or Marm is strictly about their characters and I donāt support either of them
scale of 1-10, how good of parents do you think each vsmp member would be?
Abolish: I don't think he'd want to be a father, but if put in that situation he would do his best and be a fairly lenient and patient parent with his child: pass on all the knowledge he has and ensure they grow up to be independent. A solid 8/10
Apo: I feel like she might enjoy being a parent, especially if itās by Cherriās side. I think a toddler would love her bluntness and theyād actually do a pretty decent job at looking after a kid 9/10
Avid: I think heād be a fun dad, maybe a bit too much and would get on a teenagerās nerves but as long as heās not in manic mode heād be very loving 9/10 probably the friendgroupās favorite parent
Cleo: Yeah I think sheād just be a cat parent lol. Theyād be good with children definitely, but not particularly up to raising one 3/10?
Drift: Drift seems like the person youād call to be a babysitter imo. I think sheād absolutely love taking care of a baby or little kid. teenager maybe less so. But regardless sheād probably be pretty good at it 9/10
Legundo: He'd be the perfect dad, don't even argue with me (/j). He's a broken man but could never let that affect being a parent. He would love his children with his whole heart and teach them to be kind and gentle and to help others who need it. 10/10 you cannot take this from me
Martyn: ā¦.I donāt really know what to say for this one. V!Martyn as a parent seems like a terrible idea to me. 1/10
Owen: This man could not survive any sort of familiar relationship. He might try, and could even love the child, but he simply wouldn't be able to be the parent that a kid would need. 2/10, pity point for good intentions
Pearl: I think she could be a good parent, but I dunno if raising a kid is something sheād necessarily want to do. 7/10 if the situation presented itself
Pyro: Unfortunately I think he's been too messed up by his own neglectful parents to raise a child easily, but he'd try his best. They'd be overbearing sometimes, get into plenty an argument, and become too tired to cook dinner or keep things clean every so often, but his mindset is that as long as he gives the kid a better childhood than his own, it'll be okay. 5/10
Ren: I can easily imagine him being the type of father to tuck his kids in and read them stories or even tell them tales of his own life. I think his kids would get a lot of outdoor exposure, but maybe pick up some bad biases from him as well. we all know how he viewed vampires in the series.. 7/10
Sausage: If he had to care for a child for more than a few hours I think he'd go crazy. He's too busy traveling and writing and fucking around. That kid is going straight to the adoption center, sorry! 1/10
Scott: Oh you already know he'd be the best girl dad ever. He would spoil his child rotten and raise them to be sassy and smart like himself. But if he had a boy that would be a different story... Maybe drop down to a 7/10. If it was his actual child he'd still love and care for them, but not as much.
Shelby: She'd without a doubt pass on all the stories she was told by her parents, teaching them to love the unkown and the strange, and she'd instill so much curiosity and kindness into her children. 10/10
this took too long to answer because I immediately knew what I thought for about half of them, and then i just threw it in my drafts thinking later me would figure it out soon lol. nope!
Now that would completely change things
Owen was clearly a lot more stable with Louis, and now heās not consumed with grief and hatred, so heād be much more emotionally available. He would also be likely to shower his kid in excessive affection to compensate for what he never got, and to make sure they always feel loved.
Honestly Owen deserves a domestic life like this. Someone start the fic immediately! /j
i think its awesome when men are emasculated and not just because i get off on it
scale of 1-10, how good of parents do you think each vsmp member would be?
Abolish: I don't think he'd want to be a father, but if put in that situation he would do his best and be a fairly lenient and patient parent with his child: pass on all the knowledge he has and ensure they grow up to be independent. A solid 8/10
Apo: I feel like she might enjoy being a parent, especially if itās by Cherriās side. I think a toddler would love her bluntness and theyād actually do a pretty decent job at looking after a kid 9/10
Avid: I think heād be a fun dad, maybe a bit too much and would get on a teenagerās nerves but as long as heās not in manic mode heād be very loving 9/10 probably the friendgroupās favorite parent
Cleo: Yeah I think sheād just be a cat parent lol. Theyād be good with children definitely, but not particularly up to raising one 3/10?
Drift: Drift seems like the person youād call to be a babysitter imo. I think sheād absolutely love taking care of a baby or little kid. teenager maybe less so. But regardless sheād probably be pretty good at it 9/10
Legundo: He'd be the perfect dad, don't even argue with me (/j). He's a broken man but could never let that affect being a parent. He would love his children with his whole heart and teach them to be kind and gentle and to help others who need it. 10/10 you cannot take this from me
Martyn: ā¦.I donāt really know what to say for this one. V!Martyn as a parent seems like a terrible idea to me. 1/10
Owen: This man could not survive any sort of familiar relationship. He might try, and could even love the child, but he simply wouldn't be able to be the parent that a kid would need. 2/10, pity point for good intentions
Pearl: I think she could be a good parent, but I dunno if raising a kid is something sheād necessarily want to do. 7/10 if the situation presented itself
Pyro: Unfortunately I think he's been too messed up by his own neglectful parents to raise a child easily, but he'd try his best. They'd be overbearing sometimes, get into plenty an argument, and become too tired to cook dinner or keep things clean every so often, but his mindset is that as long as he gives the kid a better childhood than his own, it'll be okay. 5/10
Ren: I can easily imagine him being the type of father to tuck his kids in and read them stories or even tell them tales of his own life. I think his kids would get a lot of outdoor exposure, but maybe pick up some bad biases from him as well. we all know how he viewed vampires in the series.. 7/10
Sausage: If he had to care for a child for more than a few hours I think he'd go crazy. He's too busy traveling and writing and fucking around. That kid is going straight to the adoption center, sorry! 1/10
Scott: Oh you already know he'd be the best girl dad ever. He would spoil his child rotten and raise them to be sassy and smart like himself. But if he had a boy that would be a different story... Maybe drop down to a 7/10. If it was his actual child he'd still love and care for them, but not as much.
Shelby: She'd without a doubt pass on all the stories she was told by her parents, teaching them to love the unkown and the strange, and she'd instill so much curiosity and kindness into her children. 10/10
this took too long to answer because I immediately knew what I thought for about half of them, and then i just threw it in my drafts thinking later me would figure it out soon lol. nope!
Im having big fireshot thoughts over here
I think that after enduring so much abuse presented as a twisted form as love, Pyro would internalize that and do the same thing to Avid because he knows he's weaker than him and he can get away with doing that <3
thinking about legvid where Avid is just this scrawny little thing and Legundo is like double his size, and now all Avid can think about is Legs fucking him because #size difference kink
i think estrogen couldāve saved most of the vsmp characters