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Victor Frankenstein RP blog 🗿

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

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Ah. Hello. I am Victor Frankenstein (He/him, 22), and I have produced a tumblr account for ‘shits and giggles.’

🗿

[henrythecereal]

Where art thou Victor Frankenstein (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ ?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

I am here, Henry <3

[henrythecereal]

Good day. I have just finished a fencing match this afternoon, now I’m spending the day at the infirmary bed because I unfortunately sprained my wrist ::)! Anyways my hair looks pretty good today if I say so myself.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Henry! Dear friend, what on earth happened?

[henrythecereal]

Ah, not to worry too much Victor dearest, or you might be the one getting sick, aha.. though I hope not-. ‘Twas a small sprain of the wrist.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Henry, you have to be careful!

[henrythecereal]

Alright, alright, I will Mister Doctor. Won’t you kiss it better ;;)?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[Unzips Jenny skinsuit] You know I’m not a doctor 🥴

[henrythecereal]

You’ll still be able to kiss it better with those delicate lips, can’t you?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[reddens a bit, rolls his eyes, and gently kisses his wrist]

[henrythecereal]

Oh! They feel much better. Thank you Victor dear, aha

My lips are starting to hurt as well, could you be a dear and give them some kisses as well ;;)?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

You are ridiculous.

[henrythecereal]

Ridiculously in love with those rose lips of yours

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[Peck] Seems the spirit of Shakespeare has gotten to you today.

[henrythecereal]

I suppose you could say that. Maybe one day your spirits will get in me as well ;;)

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

I’d certainly prefer if you were inside me.

[henrythecereal]

Aha..Ahem, the weather seems nice.. right?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[smirks] Indeed.

[henrythecereal]

Good day. I have just finished a fencing match this afternoon, now I’m spending the day at the infirmary bed because I unfortunately sprained my wrist ::)! Anyways my hair looks pretty good today if I say so myself.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Henry! Dear friend, what on earth happened?

[henrythecereal]

Ah, not to worry too much Victor dearest, or you might be the one getting sick, aha.. though I hope not-. ‘Twas a small sprain of the wrist.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Henry, you have to be careful!

[henrythecereal]

Alright, alright, I will Mister Doctor. Won’t you kiss it better ;;)?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[Unzips Jenny skinsuit] You know I’m not a doctor 🥴

[henrythecereal]

You’ll still be able to kiss it better with those delicate lips, can’t you?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[reddens a bit, rolls his eyes, and gently kisses his wrist]

[henrythecereal]

Oh! They feel much better. Thank you Victor dear, aha

My lips are starting to hurt as well, could you be a dear and give them some kisses as well ;;)?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

You are ridiculous.

[henrythecereal]

Ridiculously in love with those rose lips of yours

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[Peck] Seems the spirit of Shakespeare has gotten to you today.

[henrythecereal]

I suppose you could say that. Maybe one day your spirits will get in me as well ;;)

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

I’d certainly prefer if you were inside me.

[henrythecereal]

Good day. I have just finished a fencing match this afternoon, now I’m spending the day at the infirmary bed because I unfortunately sprained my wrist ::)! Anyways my hair looks pretty good today if I say so myself.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Henry! Dear friend, what on earth happened?

[henrythecereal]

Ah, not to worry too much Victor dearest, or you might be the one getting sick, aha.. though I hope not-. ‘Twas a small sprain of the wrist.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Henry, you have to be careful!

[henrythecereal]

Alright, alright, I will Mister Doctor. Won’t you kiss it better ;;)?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[Unzips Jenny skinsuit] You know I’m not a doctor 🥴

[henrythecereal]

You’ll still be able to kiss it better with those delicate lips, can’t you?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[reddens a bit, rolls his eyes, and gently kisses his wrist]

[henrythecereal]

Oh! They feel much better. Thank you Victor dear, aha

My lips are starting to hurt as well, could you be a dear and give them some kisses as well ;;)?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

You are ridiculous.

[henrythecereal]

Ridiculously in love with those rose lips of yours

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[Peck] Seems the spirit of Shakespeare has gotten to you today.

[henrythecereal]

Good day. I have just finished a fencing match this afternoon, now I’m spending the day at the infirmary bed because I unfortunately sprained my wrist ::)! Anyways my hair looks pretty good today if I say so myself.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Henry! Dear friend, what on earth happened?

[henrythecereal]

Ah, not to worry too much Victor dearest, or you might be the one getting sick, aha.. though I hope not-. ‘Twas a small sprain of the wrist.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Henry, you have to be careful!

[henrythecereal]

Alright, alright, I will Mister Doctor. Won’t you kiss it better ;;)?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[Unzips Jenny skinsuit] You know I’m not a doctor 🥴

[henrythecereal]

You’ll still be able to kiss it better with those delicate lips, can’t you?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[reddens a bit, rolls his eyes, and gently kisses his wrist]

[henrythecereal]

Oh! They feel much better. Thank you Victor dear, aha

My lips are starting to hurt as well, could you be a dear and give them some kisses as well ;;)?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

You are ridiculous.

[henrythecereal]

Good day. I have just finished a fencing match this afternoon, now I’m spending the day at the infirmary bed because I unfortunately sprained my wrist ::)! Anyways my hair looks pretty good today if I say so myself.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Henry! Dear friend, what on earth happened?

[henrythecereal]

Ah, not to worry too much Victor dearest, or you might be the one getting sick, aha.. though I hope not-. ‘Twas a small sprain of the wrist.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Henry, you have to be careful!

[henrythecereal]

Alright, alright, I will Mister Doctor. Won’t you kiss it better ;;)?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[Unzips Jenny skinsuit] You know I’m not a doctor 🥴

[henrythecereal]

You’ll still be able to kiss it better with those delicate lips, can’t you?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[reddens a bit, rolls his eyes, and gently kisses his wrist]

[henrythecereal]

Good day. I have just finished a fencing match this afternoon, now I’m spending the day at the infirmary bed because I unfortunately sprained my wrist ::)! Anyways my hair looks pretty good today if I say so myself.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Henry! Dear friend, what on earth happened?

[henrythecereal]

Ah, not to worry too much Victor dearest, or you might be the one getting sick, aha.. though I hope not-. ‘Twas a small sprain of the wrist.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Henry, you have to be careful!

[henrythecereal]

Alright, alright, I will Mister Doctor. Won’t you kiss it better ;;)?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[Unzips Jenny skinsuit] You know I’m not a doctor 🥴

[henrythecereal]

Good day. I have just finished a fencing match this afternoon, now I’m spending the day at the infirmary bed because I unfortunately sprained my wrist ::)! Anyways my hair looks pretty good today if I say so myself.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Henry! Dear friend, what on earth happened?

[henrythecereal]

Ah, not to worry too much Victor dearest, or you might be the one getting sick, aha.. though I hope not-. ‘Twas a small sprain of the wrist.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Henry, you have to be careful!

[henrythecereal]

Good day. I have just finished a fencing match this afternoon, now I’m spending the day at the infirmary bed because I unfortunately sprained my wrist ::)! Anyways my hair looks pretty good today if I say so myself.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Henry! Dear friend, what on earth happened?

[henrythecereal]

Truly a wonderful day! Splendid for a little air breeze walk indeed.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Unfortunately, this is in addition to the pollen in the air….

[henrythecereal]

Victor! I didn’t see you there, care to join me this afternoon for a walk my dear?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

…certainly :) Simply just give me time to take my allergy pill.

[henrythecereal]

Oh, sincere apologies my love, here let me help you out there darling.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Oh- Henry, thank you~!

[henrythecereal]

Anytime my love, how have you been these days?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

I have missed you painfully, I must admit…

[henrythecereal]

Oh Victor, so have I. Here, I’ll hold your hand. It’ll be cute, wouldn’t it?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Oh! [He blushes slightly] Certainly, that would be lovely.

[henrythecereal]

Here, [He takes his hand]

My, what lovely roses there are here. It makes me feel in need to write a poem this very moment.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[Victor smiles] Why don’t you?

[henrythecereal]

Alright then, let me think of one, just a simple one.. A spring of roses, in there for hours. Victor laughs beautifully, as I talk like a bellflower. Joyfully chatting, who knows what the others could miss? My dearest old Victor, won't you look at me and give me a kiss?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[He smiles and gives Henry a quick kiss] Of course.

[henrythecereal]

Mm, how sweet. Oh, how is Lizzie doing by the way?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

She’s well. You should ask her yourself.

[henrythecereal]

Truly a wonderful day! Splendid for a little air breeze walk indeed.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Unfortunately, this is in addition to the pollen in the air….

[henrythecereal]

Victor! I didn’t see you there, care to join me this afternoon for a walk my dear?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

…certainly :) Simply just give me time to take my allergy pill.

[henrythecereal]

Oh, sincere apologies my love, here let me help you out there darling.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Oh- Henry, thank you~!

[henrythecereal]

Anytime my love, how have you been these days?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

I have missed you painfully, I must admit…

[henrythecereal]

Oh Victor, so have I. Here, I’ll hold your hand. It’ll be cute, wouldn’t it?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Oh! [He blushes slightly] Certainly, that would be lovely.

[henrythecereal]

Here, [He takes his hand]

My, what lovely roses there are here. It makes me feel in need to write a poem this very moment.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[Victor smiles] Why don’t you?

[henrythecereal]

Alright then, let me think of one, just a simple one.. A spring of roses, in there for hours. Victor laughs beautifully, as I talk like a bellflower. Joyfully chatting, who knows what the others could miss? My dearest old Victor, won't you look at me and give me a kiss?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[He smiles and gives Henry a quick kiss] Of course.

[henrythecereal]

Truly a wonderful day! Splendid for a little air breeze walk indeed.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Unfortunately, this is in addition to the pollen in the air….

[henrythecereal]

Victor! I didn’t see you there, care to join me this afternoon for a walk my dear?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

…certainly :) Simply just give me time to take my allergy pill.

[henrythecereal]

Oh, sincere apologies my love, here let me help you out there darling.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Oh- Henry, thank you~!

[henrythecereal]

Anytime my love, how have you been these days?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

I have missed you painfully, I must admit…

[henrythecereal]

Oh Victor, so have I. Here, I’ll hold your hand. It’ll be cute, wouldn’t it?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Oh! [He blushes slightly] Certainly, that would be lovely.

[henrythecereal]

Here, [He takes his hand]

My, what lovely roses there are here. It makes me feel in need to write a poem this very moment.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

[Victor smiles] Why don’t you?

[henrythecereal]

Truly a wonderful day! Splendid for a little air breeze walk indeed.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Unfortunately, this is in addition to the pollen in the air….

[henrythecereal]

Victor! I didn’t see you there, care to join me this afternoon for a walk my dear?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

…certainly :) Simply just give me time to take my allergy pill.

[henrythecereal]

Oh, sincere apologies my love, here let me help you out there darling.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Oh- Henry, thank you~!

[henrythecereal]

Anytime my love, how have you been these days?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

I have missed you painfully, I must admit…

[henrythecereal]

Oh Victor, so have I. Here, I’ll hold your hand. It’ll be cute, wouldn’t it?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Oh! [He blushes slightly] Certainly, that would be lovely.

[henrythecereal]

Truly a wonderful day! Splendid for a little air breeze walk indeed.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Unfortunately, this is in addition to the pollen in the air….

[henrythecereal]

Victor! I didn’t see you there, care to join me this afternoon for a walk my dear?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

…certainly :) Simply just give me time to take my allergy pill.

[henrythecereal]

Oh, sincere apologies my love, here let me help you out there darling.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Oh- Henry, thank you~!

[henrythecereal]

Anytime my love, how have you been these days?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

I have missed you painfully, I must admit…

[henrythecereal]

Truly a wonderful day! Splendid for a little air breeze walk indeed.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Unfortunately, this is in addition to the pollen in the air….

[henrythecereal]

Victor! I didn’t see you there, care to join me this afternoon for a walk my dear?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

…certainly :) Simply just give me time to take my allergy pill.

[henrythecereal]

Oh, sincere apologies my love, here let me help you out there darling.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Oh- Henry, thank you~!

[henrythecereal]

Truly a wonderful day! Splendid for a little air breeze walk indeed.

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

Unfortunately, this is in addition to the pollen in the air….

[henrythecereal]

Victor! I didn’t see you there, care to join me this afternoon for a walk my dear?

[imnotreanimatingthedeaddog2]

…certainly :) Simply just give me time to take my allergy pill.