hmm...

[lexapro20-mg]

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

I tried to teach my 3 year old a joke today while we were driving: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "I didn’t see any chickens." "No, I didn’t either, but just SAY there was a chicken who was crossing the road…" (concerned) “We would hit him with our car!" "No, okay, what if there was...

[she-thinks]

Here's how that hospital scene went:

Kim: Well we could name her Kaidance, or Kim jr…..

Kanye: Hold up, Imma let you finish, but our baby will be the GREATEST DIRECTION OF ALL TIME.

[somebodyelseforalittlewhile]

Sometimes its really painful how stupid people are.

[strong-not-impervious-blog]

Today was supposed to be productive. Spoiler alert, it wasn’t.

[imonlymyself]

Neither was yesterday :-/

[thankgodforcarrie]

[fyeahmovieclub]

[imonlymyself]

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

“We sang the Happy Birthday song to him.”

Guest submission from Joanna Goddard, writer of “A Cup of Jo”. http://joannagoddard.blogspot.com/

[imonlymyself]

I know the feeling, kid.

[anyonecanlose]

Katharine Hepburn in Bringing Up Baby (1938)

[paralysedbeaver]

The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.

[think-progress]

4259 days after Sept. 11, One World Trade Center now stands at full height of 1776 feet.

Photo credit

[imonlymyself]

(via 35 Easy Ways To Identify A Southern Woman)

[beforeidie]

[beforeidie]

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing

like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch

you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees

you couldn’t wear your own clothing

[imonlymyself]

Hush Hush - Pistol Annies

Watch the music video for Hush Hush by Pistol Annies and more new Country videos on VEVO.

This. Is. Perfection. <3 it so much!