#stefon

[drchucktingle]

AND THATS JUST THE FIRST COUPLE OF CHAPTERS. 'bury your gays' is out now

[jackabbotsfakeleg]

Pittsburgh’s hottest hospital is...Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center

Run by a woman named Gloria wearing a Hillary Clinton-Approved pantsuit, it’s the only place in town you can crack a cold one with your attending after a mass casualty event. Don't be thrown off when you're greeted at the door by a woman in handcuffs calling you a fruitcake – you’re in the right place.

This place has everything: Trauma, egg salad, pig tail catheters, sad boys, unsupervised REBOA’s, a neurodivergent queen, The Kraken, doctors bumming Librium, antivaxxers, a non-practicing-Jewish man dime, a flight risk war medic,  and a roof perfect for diving off of. It’ll make you finally stop asking, “are all doctors supposed to be that fuckable?” 

Look who’s in the waiting room—is that Pittsburgh’s own Michael Keaton?  No, it's a family of four rats hitching a ride in on a hobo

[stiffkick80]

[mrphteeth]

New yorks hottest club is my BED STEFON GET IN IT!!!!!

[stephyinsanity]

This debate has everything, dog-eating immigrants, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison, post-birth abortions, the concepts of a plan.

[clericrot]

sometimes you just gotta remind yourself that you live in the same timeline as bill hader, so everything will turn out great

[showmeisthepartisay]

SNL: Pop Muzik

[therealdrownersclub]

New York’s hottest topic is Oasis. This band has everything: biblical characters, cricket bats, shady lyrics, dick groping, butt jiggling, dry humping, kissing your brother with tongue...