I'm on payroll.

[daily-meme]

Player 3 Has Entered The Boop.

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Bonding with friends about how our office needs a nap room

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How I feel during meetings

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When I'm expected to go into the office despite bad weather

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When people ask me who I hang out with after work.

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When people ask me what I do on the weekend.

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When I sense someone peeking over my cube to see my screen

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Finding typos after it's too late

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My favorite workout

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IT speak

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When someone asks for my opinion but I didn't hear the question

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IT support

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The sight of my inbox in the morning

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Strolling by my boss's office while he's having a heated conversation

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Trying to bond with new coworkers

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When someone gives me a free snack

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My work environment

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Me all day long

This is why my colleagues judge me.