SOTTERFUGIO.

Let's entertain each other a while longer.

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again?

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Pizzelle: Please stop saying dumbass things, you're not even making sense, Doise in his infinite wisdom:

[candymcker]

HAMMY'S POSTING. Finally... one of my favorite memes redrawn with these guys. Shoutout to @noisester and @impastaalert for their feedback, I wouldn't have gotten this far without them! 😊 As an extra, here's a dynamic triangle (text below since my handwriting sucks).

Noise @ Pizzelle: "Cranky because I'm successful, aren't you?"

Pizzelle @ Noise: "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE ME?!"

Doise @ Noise: "WHY WON'T YOU JUST STAY STILL?! I DESPOSE YOUR WITH MY WHOLE DOAGING BEING!!"

Noise @ Doise: "you hear sumn?"

Doise @ Pizzelle: "No, you're not him... but that's okay..."

Pizzelle @ Doise: "Nothing you're saying makes sense..."

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"Nice status. You know who you are."

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"THE CANADIANS ARE STEALING MY DOAGING MUSING POSTS. SHOULDN'T DEAD MEN HAVE SOME SOLIDARITY???"

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"My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to doag. I just doaging hate this rat and the masses feasting on his content. My whole life is just cold, bitter doag... and I always wanted to have someone take my place. This the time of doag and no woag is worth saving. And I will put in the doag as many as I can. It's time for me to doag... and it's time for me to live."

[valtsv]

accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday but god wont let me die so im back

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"So I'm learning new stuff about myself every day!"

Chew, chew,

"I can eat rocks more efficiently now..."

Chew... Chew... Crunch...

"But I'm like. Super hungry, now."

...Hey, uh. Where is he eating from. The mouth he's speaking out of clearly isn't eating those rocks.

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"If you think I'm going to get involved in science bullshit again you are mistaken."

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@gildead asked:

y-you saw that? all of it?!

..???

"Wh--"

Lots of confused mumbling. How long was Gold nearby, hearing his inane ramblings. Nobody else is here. Nobody else was here. Doise seems genuinely... Confused. A dead man with nothing to truly hide.

"--What are you talking about???" Doise shakes his head, "I don't know whattda hell's going on with everything in your neck of the woods, but this doesn't involve you. I'm not here to cause trouble to a dead kid."

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"We I can't just go around kidnapping people for attention. You saw what happened to the other guy. Yes. I know what you're talking about. We I have re-watched the tapes and listened to him screaming, near death, endlessly."

...Who is he talking to.

"Doesn't matter if I'm immortal. I already have an unkillable ghost on my tail, why would I want to create more enemies? I'm not stupid. I can't obsessively sit on an island like him."

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You died.

BUT YOU NEVER FOUND THE BODY.

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"Heeeeeeey guys. Uh. Turns out I'm literally falling apart! Hashtag... Relatable, right???!?!!?"

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"Metanarratively controlling the dreams of the wretched people writing posts on here so they get ideas to torment Noise? Why didn't I think of this sooner???"

[pizzamassacred]

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"Aababwba. Babaaiauueiauaiueiieuieeeueieueieuieeeeeeeeeeee--"

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"ABbeebwbwbebwb miserablukllhhh bebwhwbwheb. Msiuebvghhhhhh miserbaublyeehhe."

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"SHUT THE FUCK UP."