#gildead

[aelirus]

excuse me, sir. i hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you.

"So long as you stay out of my way."

In times of confusion.... act like nothing's odd or out of place at all!

[heartbinders]

Jack Frost does not support girlypop science crimes @pastelprcdigy

[skullkxd]

🔗

[heavensale]

The dumpster rustled, the dumpster rattled. Was he seeking something within? Or perhaps the comfort of debris was the motive itself. An old newspaper flutters in the breeze, dated back to the Johto Champion's disappearance. A battered and bruised Pokeball rolls from its rectangular prison, making his existence all the more known. Had he planned this encounter? Or perhaps it was a simple case of opportunism...

@gildead asked: it feels like somebody wants to sell me something.

The other was alone, at least for now. A mechanical click. A failsafe in the Pokeballs, their connection to the PC systems all the more damning. THAT B1LL GUY IS A H4CK !! A H4CK I TELL Y0U!!

"N0W TH ERE'S A GUY WH0 KN0WS HoW 2 [Coping With Loss] !!" The horrid little beast lunged, finding itself in front of the other monochromatic abomination. It face-planted directly into the ground, struggling for but a moment to pull his conical nose from the concrete. The dim lighting behind the Pokemon Center seemed to violently flicker for but a moment, the gleam of foggy glasses demanding eye contact.

"1 kNOW. I KN0W. I [[In The Know]]. I W4S 0NCE A R3AL BIG. BiG. BIG. [Battle! - Legendary Beasts.mp3] L1KE Y0U."

"THEY F0RGOT ME!! T0SSED M3 O UT L1KE SO SO SO SO MUCH [Gas Station Sushi]. 1T'S L1KE I'VE [I'm Dead] 2 THEM!! #%$@!!!!" A sharp, VIOLENT kick to the discarded Pokeball, the device snapping open at the hinge against the rock-solid wall of the Center.

"BU7 I C4N H3LP Y0U!! 1 CAN HELP US B0TH!! I C4N

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[dayfourwmv]

why haven't you taken him on a date around clocktown yet

[thebananwithaplan]

@gildead asked:

🔗 gold and hana let's goooo

The Fusion Dancing Banana Hannah (Accepting)

A fairly normal-looking ghost-type trainer... as long as you don't pull up her large hair bang to reveal what's really under there...

[djhallyboo]

"ATTENTION, ALL PARTY GUESTS! THE 'WIGGLER'S GARDEN' AND 'DK'S STONE STATUE' BOARDS ARE NOW CLOSED UNTIL WE CAN GET THOSE TWO DAMN GHOSTS TO STOP TURNIN' PEOPLE INTO VEGETATION!"

"SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, EVERYONE! WE'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN IT'S SAFE TO PARTY AGAIN!"

[chounaifu]

hi i'm the dead rising from their graves.

"OH NOT YOU AGAIN, NO, NUH UH, NOPE,"

He has a fucking crucifix out.

He is NOT craving potassium today.

"RETURN TO WHERE YOU CAME."