[impathize]

↳                     COFFEE           RINGS           on           your           bedside           table           /           ANXIETY           PILLS           under           your           pillowcase

[checkingthetime]

“you DOSED me”

[ireneae]

"Still not boring." House 5.04, "Birthmarks"

[ireneae]

House 4.08, "You Don't Want To Know"

[virtualdespairr]

look I made a hilson wallpaper

[jamsmemes]

(     *     VALENTINE’S DAY PROMPTS   !    

send a symbol from your muse to mine.   add  ↪  for a reverse from my muse to yours !

🍳   :   cook breakfast in bed for my muse.

💝   :   give a box of chocolates to my muse.

🍿    :   watch a rom-com with my muse.

💐   :   give flowers to my muse.

👙    :   buy lingerie for my muse.

💌   :   leave my muse a card from a secret admirer.

🍽️   :   take my muse out for dinner for two.

❤️   :   give a gift to my muse.   (   specify.   )

🐶   :   surprise my muse with a puppy.

🐱   :   surprise my muse with a kitten.

💔   :   break up with my muse.

🏩   :   book a valentine’s trip away with my muse.

💍    :   propose to my muse.

🔥    :   flirt with my muse.

😳   :   confess your muse’s love to my muse.

😘   :   kiss my muse.

🐻   :   give my muse a valentine’s teddy bear.

💃    :   dance with my muse.

🚫   :   spend valentine’s day with my muse platonically   :   no partners allowed !

[impathize]

He’s the picture of a man alone on Valentine's Day sat at a table alone quietly nibbling at a heart shaped box of chocolates and sipping some coffee he’d gotten for himself. Fun fun fun.

[impathize]

little out of character update!

super sorry for the lack of activity the past couple of days my brain is the same consistency as mush and i’m trying to get some personal projects done (i have to make icons or my brain will rot and i’m doing the part i hate of Screencapping) feel free to like this for a starter and i will be sure to write you one in the next few days when my neurons start firing again. multi muses please specify what muse you’d like a starter for if you decide you want one <3

[impathize]

corpatrem​:

         “You really should consider changing your password. ‘ Oncology1234 ′ ?” There is that non-stop tease in his voice whenever he knows he can make Wilson squirm just a little bit. “Your viewing history is as about as bland as those ties you wear.” Oh, don’t worry. He’s already checked. Pops another piece of the pastry in his mouth, not worrying about the crumbs as he grins, pleased at Wilson’s clear enthusiasm for this new-not-new hobby.

He shrugs noncommittally, but he’s certainly got a list in his head. “Maybe a little flirting with 13 and the Boss, but I’m thinking it’s either Henry Jenkins, one of the members of the medical board,  Leo Holbrook, attorney, not much of a looker if you ask me, but to each their own, or Harry Wendt, her plumber. Fix some of her busted pipes, if ya know what I mean.” House says, over theatrically with a nudge and a wink at Wilson. “She’s really feeling the whole biological clock situation. Wants a kid. I think she’s getting desperate.”

               “If I’m right, I double dog dare you to ask her out on a date.”

The jab about her pipes does make him laugh just a little, and he’s not particularly proud of that, but the maturity of the room was set to about the level of a middle school health class learning about the reproductive system so he didn’t have a lot of room to feel shame at the moment. He nibbles on a little more of his snack, shaking his head.

“She doesn’t want a kid from me. That would make things complicated because we work together and if she was going to do that, she’d just get a kid from you. I wouldn’t even be able to get my foot in the door, but if you acted like a mature adult for about twenty minutes, I bet you could have her eating out of the palm of your hand.” A pause, “--if she wasn’t too suspicious of the mature adult routine to play along. Depends on how bad she really wants that kid.”

“If she’s willing to sleep with her plumber to get one though, my guess would be pretty bad. You’re basically just hooking up with a stranger at that point.” A little more than a stranger maybe but still.

[impathize]

corpatrem​:

He couldn’t think of any other possible way to spend his free* time. The cases were boring, hardly worth even lifting a pinky let alone using his team, even the whiff of the patients lined up for him to go take a gander at for clinic duty was so far down on his list it was practically off it. No, spying on Cuddy with Wilson joining in was just about a regular Wednesday afternoon.

Eyes light up with amusement as he hands the other half of the poptart to WIlson as he briefly imagines an entanglement of Lisa Cuddy and some unnamed woman. Interesting, and it quite tickled his fancy, and a knowing smirk as he leaned back, brushing the crumbs off his shirt.

Hadn’t even thought about Remy Hadley; in fact, House had practically long forgotten her name and thus when WIlson brought up the H initial, he had to go back in his rolodex of a brain and remember who he was associating it to.

              “A betting man.” House drawls, “— after my own heart.” He tells him dramatically, propping one leg up, and then hefting his bum leg up after. “Makes me question what’s on your pornhub history.”

“Please tell me that that doesn’t mean you’re going to go snooping later, god...” not that there was anything too... exciting in there but that didn’t mean he was particularly thrilled about the idea of House reviewing everything he’d watched. He brings the Poptart to his mouth to take a bite out of it, hewing thoughtfully for a few seconds.

“So who do you think it actually is? Any running theories on who the mystery suitor could be, or are we putting all our money on thirteen?”  At this point, he could see them both being a little disappointed if it wasn’t some girl on girl action, though he doubted either of them would be surprised.

“I feel like we would’ve noticed if she got a boyfriend. You’re in her office at least twice a week trying to get approval to.. give your patients malaria or whatever other convoluted thing will cure them against all odds.”He hums, “If she’s seeing them so frequently, I’d think you would’ve run into them by now.”

[coffeecupmemes]

Reblog if you RP using Discord.

[impathize]

corpatrem​:

House slides down comfortably on one of the chairs in the exam room, hooking his cane to the arm as he offers the other earpiece to Wilson. He’s not exactly listening to the younger man, instead clicking something on the earpiece and takes out a pop tart he’d gotten from one of the hospital vending machines. Knows James Wilson needs to go onto his moral high ground for a while longer before House finally interjects.

                 “Usually,” he begins patiently, as if explaining to a person hard of hearing, “– she’s as easy to read as those chapter books you insist on reading to your sick kids, but have you seen those tops she’s been wearing? How she slips away hoping to go unnoticed with those phone calls? Leaving right on the dot, rushing out while dabbing an extra layer of lipstick?” He settles back in his chair, legs sprawled out as he intertwines his hands and lets them rest on his stomach.

               “Other people are boring,” he drawls, “Now Cuddy has either decided to try and figure out what life is like as a hooker, or she’s trying to impress some boy toy.” he breaks the pop tart in half as he stuffs it into his mouth, continuing to speak with mouth half-full. “– bribed the IT geek to let me take a look at her calendar. She’s meeting with ‘H’. Now,” he says, finally looking over at his friend. “Are you staying with me to the bitter end?”

He listens intently, allowing his memory to be jogged as the events described flit through his mind. She has been acting differently. He muses on it for a moment as he drags a chair to sit near House, and slides the bud into his ear too. A sign he’s now entirely on board for this time killing activity, as though he wasn’t from the start. It was important to put up a good front, to at least pretend in passing not to be quite as enthused with these antics.

“Are we sure it’s not a girl toy. Maybe she’s given up on men, and we do have an ‘H’ that swings that way.” Not that he actually really thought that would end up being what they found out, but it was a pretty entertaining thought. “They could meet in her office pretty innocently, too, wouldn’t draw much attention.”

He shifts, getting comfortable in his chair and reaching for the other half of the poptart to nibble on, odds were good that he’d paid for it anyway, “Any idea if thirteen has a meeting with ‘C’ right now?”

[impathize]

have some brainrot memes

[captainsolocide]

[impathize]

corpatrem​:

❛  if  you  want  me  to  trust  you ,  you’re  gonna  have  to  tell  me  the  plan .  ❜  - wilson;  @impathize​

              “ — you know,” this is drawn out while house bends forward as much as he can to place a small – suspicous-looking-hey-is-that-a-listening-wire button underneath cuddy’s desk. his long arm manages to press it into place and house grins triumphantly as he straightens back up, leaning on his cane before he looks over at wilson.  “ — sounds more like a personal problem,” he motions for the oncologist to follow him as he pulls open the door and limps quickly back out into the hallway.

once he’s certain he’s put enough distance between the office and himself, he slows down just a tad, a look of proud satisfaction still lingering on his expression. “ — for a man that let me take $5000 without blinking an eye, you’re being awfully pushy.” he says, as he practically pushes wilson into an empty exam room where he pulls out another device, plugging it into his ear. “cuddy’s been sneaky all week. time to see what she’s up to.”

He allows himself to be led down the hall and is only mildly surprised when he’s all but tackled into an empty room, taking a moment to re-steady as he watches an earbud slide into place, an amused expression ghosting across his features. Never a dull moment.

“So because she doesn’t tell you every single thing that happens in her personal life, that’s sneaky to you? And not just say-- maintaining healthy work-life boundaries.” Still, though, he’s partaking. Any sane person wouldn’t stand for it, but here he was, “Is there anyone else you’re stalking? I can’t imagine everyone hands in their daily itineraries to you. Aren’t you curious about them too?”

[ohisms]

𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑯𝑨𝑺 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑫 .    (   a  collection  of  lyric  starters  for  a  taylor  swift  type  of  love .  some  phrasing  has  been  edited ,  feel  free  to  change  gendered  terms . )

❛  i  heard  you’ve  been  out  with  some  other  girl .  ❜ ❛  if  you  wanted  me ,  you  really  should’ve  showed  it .  ❜ ❛  for  you ,  i  would  cross  the  line .  ❜ ❛  he’s  so  smug ,  mr.  always - wins .  ❜ ❛  you’re  not  sorry .  ❜ ❛  i’m  doing  good ,  i’m  on  some  new  shit .  ❜ ❛  i  thought  i  saw  you  at  the  bus  stop .  ❜ ❛  all  this  time  i  was  wasting ,  hoping  you’d  come  around .  ❜ ❛  i  remember  it  all  too  well .  ❜ ❛  someday  maybe  you’ll  miss  me .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  been  waiting  for  you  all  my  life .  ❜ ❛  you  looked  me  in  the  eye  and  told  me  you’d  never  go  away .  ❜ ❛  every  single  day  until  the  end ,  i  will  be  by  your  side .  ❜ ❛  all  you  do  is  let  me  down .  ❜ ❛  someday  when  you  leave  me ,  i  bet  these  memories  will  follow  you  around .  ❜ ❛  say  you’ll  see  me  again ,  even  if  it’s  in  your  wildest  dreams .  ❜ ❛  the  knife  cuts  both  ways .  ❜ ❛  long  story  short ,  it  was  a  bad  time .  ❜ ❛  i’ll  do  anything  you  say ,  if  you  say  it  with  your  hands .  ❜ ❛  i’d  be  smart  to  walk  away .  ❜ ❛  this  path  is  reckless .  ❜ ❛  it  takes  everything  in  me  just  to  get  up  each  day ,  but  it’s  wonderful  to  see  that  you’re  okay .  ❜ ❛  how’s  your  heart ,  after  breaking  mine ?  ❜ ❛  it’s  taken  me  this  long ,  but  i’ve  figured  you  out .  ❜ ❛  i  don’t  want  to  hurt  anymore .  ❜ ❛  you  can  say  you’re  sorry ,  but  i  don’t  believe  you  like  i  did  before .  ❜ ❛  i  think  he  did  it ,  but  i  just  can’t  prove  it .  ❜ ❛  you’ve  got  your  share  of  secrets  and  i’m  tired  of  being  the  last  to  know .  ❜ ❛  i’m  fine  with  my  spite .  ❜ ❛  i  just  need  you .  ❜ ❛  my  picture’s  in  your  wallet ?  ❜ ❛  i  didn’t  say  half  the  things  i  wanted  to .  ❜ ❛  this  is  how  the  world  works .  ❜ ❛  i  never  got  past  what  you  put  me  through .  ❜ ❛  this  is  the  last  time  you  tell  me  i’ve  ‘got  it  wrong’ .  ❜ ❛  they  say  i’ve  gone  too  far ,  this  time . ❜ ❛  it’s  been  awhile  since  i’ve  even  heard  from  you .  ❜ ❛  we  took  a  wrong  turn .  ❜ ❛  i  can’t  help  it  if  there’s  no  one  else .  ❜ ❛  no  one’s  celebrating .  ❜ ❛  we  fall  in  love  until  it  hurts  or  bleeds  or  fades  in  time .  ❜ ❛  all  we  are  is  skin  and  bone  trained  to  get  along .  ❜ ❛  your  cheeks  were  turning  red .  ❜ ❛  i  know  that  it’s  over ,  i  don’t  need  your  closure .  ❜ ❛  don’t  treat  me  like  some  situation  that  needs  to  be  handled .  ❜ ❛  if  it’s  all  in  my  head ,  tell  me  now .  tell  me  i’ve  got  it  wrong .  ❜ ❛  we  were  something ,  don’t  you  think  so ?  ❜ ❛  i  don’t  regret  it  one  bit ,  he  had  it  coming .  ❜ ❛  you’ll  find  the  real  thing ,  instead .  ❜ ❛  i  know  my  love  should  be  celebrated ,  but  you  tolerate  it .  ❜ ❛  i  never  saw  you  coming .  ❜ ❛  this  is  the  last  time  i’m  asking  you  this .  ❜ ❛  put  my  name  at  the  top  of  your  list .  ❜ ❛  the  greatest  films  of  all  time  were  never  made .  ❜ ❛  didn’t  it  all  seem  new  and  exciting ?  ❜ ❛  while  you  were  out  building  worlds ,  where  was  i ?  ❜ ❛  i’m  begging  for  footnotes  in  the  story  of  your  life .  ❜ ❛  when  i  fell  hard ,  you  took  a  step  back .  ❜ ❛  i  bet  you  never  loved  me .  ❜ ❛  words ,  how  little  they  mean  when  you’re  a  little  too  late .  ❜ ❛  you  never  called  it  what  it  was .  ❜ ❛  it  was  one  prize  i’d  cheat  to  win .  ❜ ❛  it  would’ve  been  fun  …  if  you  would’ve  been  the  one .  ❜ ❛  i’d  do  it  over  and  over  and  over  again ,  if  i  could .  ❜ ❛  i  notice  every  thing  you  do .  ❜ ❛  all  we  know  is  touch - and - go .  ❜ ❛  i  know  it’s  long  gone  and  there’s  nothing  else  i  could  do .  ❜ ❛  you  kept  me  like  a  secret  but  i  kept  you  like  an  oath .  ❜ ❛  maybe  we  got  lost  in  translation .  ❜ ❛  maybe  i  asked  for  too  much .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  got  some  things  to  say  to  you .  ❜ ❛  it  cut  deep ,  to  know  you .  right  to  the  bone .  ❜ ❛  that  made  me  want  to  die .  ❜ ❛  the  idea  you  had  of  me ,  who  was  she ?  ❜ ❛  you’re  not  my  homeland ,  anymore .  ❜ ❛  the  greatest  loves  of  all  time  are  over ,  now .  ❜ ❛  i  might  be  okay ,  but  i’m  not  fine  at  all .  ❜ ❛  if  my  wishes  came  true ,  it  would’ve  been  you .  ❜ ❛  it’s  been  a  long  time .  ❜ ❛  it  wasn’t  right ,  the  way  it  all  went  down .  ❜ ❛  i  could  feel  you  sneaking  in .  ❜ ❛  take  my  hand .  ❜

[iwishwewerepenpals]

I would replace oxygen with your company if you'd agree