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↳ COFFEE RINGS on your bedside table / ANXIETY PILLS under your pillowcase
“you DOSED me”
"Still not boring." House 5.04, "Birthmarks"
House 4.08, "You Don't Want To Know"
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( * VALENTINE’S DAY PROMPTS !
send a symbol from your muse to mine. add ↪ for a reverse from my muse to yours !
🍳 : cook breakfast in bed for my muse.
💝 : give a box of chocolates to my muse.
🍿 : watch a rom-com with my muse.
💐 : give flowers to my muse.
👙 : buy lingerie for my muse.
💌 : leave my muse a card from a secret admirer.
🍽️ : take my muse out for dinner for two.
❤️ : give a gift to my muse. ( specify. )
🐶 : surprise my muse with a puppy.
🐱 : surprise my muse with a kitten.
💔 : break up with my muse.
🏩 : book a valentine’s trip away with my muse.
💍 : propose to my muse.
🔥 : flirt with my muse.
😳 : confess your muse’s love to my muse.
😘 : kiss my muse.
🐻 : give my muse a valentine’s teddy bear.
💃 : dance with my muse.
🚫 : spend valentine’s day with my muse platonically : no partners allowed !
He’s the picture of a man alone on Valentine's Day sat at a table alone quietly nibbling at a heart shaped box of chocolates and sipping some coffee he’d gotten for himself. Fun fun fun.
little out of character update!
super sorry for the lack of activity the past couple of days my brain is the same consistency as mush and i’m trying to get some personal projects done (i have to make icons or my brain will rot and i’m doing the part i hate of Screencapping) feel free to like this for a starter and i will be sure to write you one in the next few days when my neurons start firing again. multi muses please specify what muse you’d like a starter for if you decide you want one <3
corpatrem:
“You really should consider changing your password. ‘ Oncology1234 ′ ?” There is that non-stop tease in his voice whenever he knows he can make Wilson squirm just a little bit. “Your viewing history is as about as bland as those ties you wear.” Oh, don’t worry. He’s already checked. Pops another piece of the pastry in his mouth, not worrying about the crumbs as he grins, pleased at Wilson’s clear enthusiasm for this new-not-new hobby.
He shrugs noncommittally, but he’s certainly got a list in his head. “Maybe a little flirting with 13 and the Boss, but I’m thinking it’s either Henry Jenkins, one of the members of the medical board, Leo Holbrook, attorney, not much of a looker if you ask me, but to each their own, or Harry Wendt, her plumber. Fix some of her busted pipes, if ya know what I mean.” House says, over theatrically with a nudge and a wink at Wilson. “She’s really feeling the whole biological clock situation. Wants a kid. I think she’s getting desperate.”
“If I’m right, I double dog dare you to ask her out on a date.”
The jab about her pipes does make him laugh just a little, and he’s not particularly proud of that, but the maturity of the room was set to about the level of a middle school health class learning about the reproductive system so he didn’t have a lot of room to feel shame at the moment. He nibbles on a little more of his snack, shaking his head.
“She doesn’t want a kid from me. That would make things complicated because we work together and if she was going to do that, she’d just get a kid from you. I wouldn’t even be able to get my foot in the door, but if you acted like a mature adult for about twenty minutes, I bet you could have her eating out of the palm of your hand.” A pause, “--if she wasn’t too suspicious of the mature adult routine to play along. Depends on how bad she really wants that kid.”
“If she’s willing to sleep with her plumber to get one though, my guess would be pretty bad. You’re basically just hooking up with a stranger at that point.” A little more than a stranger maybe but still.
corpatrem:
He couldn’t think of any other possible way to spend his free* time. The cases were boring, hardly worth even lifting a pinky let alone using his team, even the whiff of the patients lined up for him to go take a gander at for clinic duty was so far down on his list it was practically off it. No, spying on Cuddy with Wilson joining in was just about a regular Wednesday afternoon.
Eyes light up with amusement as he hands the other half of the poptart to WIlson as he briefly imagines an entanglement of Lisa Cuddy and some unnamed woman. Interesting, and it quite tickled his fancy, and a knowing smirk as he leaned back, brushing the crumbs off his shirt.
Hadn’t even thought about Remy Hadley; in fact, House had practically long forgotten her name and thus when WIlson brought up the H initial, he had to go back in his rolodex of a brain and remember who he was associating it to.
“A betting man.” House drawls, “— after my own heart.” He tells him dramatically, propping one leg up, and then hefting his bum leg up after. “Makes me question what’s on your pornhub history.”
“Please tell me that that doesn’t mean you’re going to go snooping later, god...” not that there was anything too... exciting in there but that didn’t mean he was particularly thrilled about the idea of House reviewing everything he’d watched. He brings the Poptart to his mouth to take a bite out of it, hewing thoughtfully for a few seconds.
“So who do you think it actually is? Any running theories on who the mystery suitor could be, or are we putting all our money on thirteen?” At this point, he could see them both being a little disappointed if it wasn’t some girl on girl action, though he doubted either of them would be surprised.
“I feel like we would’ve noticed if she got a boyfriend. You’re in her office at least twice a week trying to get approval to.. give your patients malaria or whatever other convoluted thing will cure them against all odds.”He hums, “If she’s seeing them so frequently, I’d think you would’ve run into them by now.”
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corpatrem:
House slides down comfortably on one of the chairs in the exam room, hooking his cane to the arm as he offers the other earpiece to Wilson. He’s not exactly listening to the younger man, instead clicking something on the earpiece and takes out a pop tart he’d gotten from one of the hospital vending machines. Knows James Wilson needs to go onto his moral high ground for a while longer before House finally interjects.
“Usually,” he begins patiently, as if explaining to a person hard of hearing, “– she’s as easy to read as those chapter books you insist on reading to your sick kids, but have you seen those tops she’s been wearing? How she slips away hoping to go unnoticed with those phone calls? Leaving right on the dot, rushing out while dabbing an extra layer of lipstick?” He settles back in his chair, legs sprawled out as he intertwines his hands and lets them rest on his stomach.
“Other people are boring,” he drawls, “Now Cuddy has either decided to try and figure out what life is like as a hooker, or she’s trying to impress some boy toy.” he breaks the pop tart in half as he stuffs it into his mouth, continuing to speak with mouth half-full. “– bribed the IT geek to let me take a look at her calendar. She’s meeting with ‘H’. Now,” he says, finally looking over at his friend. “Are you staying with me to the bitter end?”
He listens intently, allowing his memory to be jogged as the events described flit through his mind. She has been acting differently. He muses on it for a moment as he drags a chair to sit near House, and slides the bud into his ear too. A sign he’s now entirely on board for this time killing activity, as though he wasn’t from the start. It was important to put up a good front, to at least pretend in passing not to be quite as enthused with these antics.
“Are we sure it’s not a girl toy. Maybe she’s given up on men, and we do have an ‘H’ that swings that way.” Not that he actually really thought that would end up being what they found out, but it was a pretty entertaining thought. “They could meet in her office pretty innocently, too, wouldn’t draw much attention.”
He shifts, getting comfortable in his chair and reaching for the other half of the poptart to nibble on, odds were good that he’d paid for it anyway, “Any idea if thirteen has a meeting with ‘C’ right now?”
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corpatrem:
❛ if you want me to trust you , you’re gonna have to tell me the plan . ❜ - wilson; @impathize
“ — you know,” this is drawn out while house bends forward as much as he can to place a small – suspicous-looking-hey-is-that-a-listening-wire button underneath cuddy’s desk. his long arm manages to press it into place and house grins triumphantly as he straightens back up, leaning on his cane before he looks over at wilson. “ — sounds more like a personal problem,” he motions for the oncologist to follow him as he pulls open the door and limps quickly back out into the hallway.
once he’s certain he’s put enough distance between the office and himself, he slows down just a tad, a look of proud satisfaction still lingering on his expression. “ — for a man that let me take $5000 without blinking an eye, you’re being awfully pushy.” he says, as he practically pushes wilson into an empty exam room where he pulls out another device, plugging it into his ear. “cuddy’s been sneaky all week. time to see what she’s up to.”
He allows himself to be led down the hall and is only mildly surprised when he’s all but tackled into an empty room, taking a moment to re-steady as he watches an earbud slide into place, an amused expression ghosting across his features. Never a dull moment.
“So because she doesn’t tell you every single thing that happens in her personal life, that’s sneaky to you? And not just say-- maintaining healthy work-life boundaries.” Still, though, he’s partaking. Any sane person wouldn’t stand for it, but here he was, “Is there anyone else you’re stalking? I can’t imagine everyone hands in their daily itineraries to you. Aren’t you curious about them too?”
𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑯𝑨𝑺 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑫 . ( a collection of lyric starters for a taylor swift type of love . some phrasing has been edited , feel free to change gendered terms . )
❛ i heard you’ve been out with some other girl . ❜ ❛ if you wanted me , you really should’ve showed it . ❜ ❛ for you , i would cross the line . ❜ ❛ he’s so smug , mr. always - wins . ❜ ❛ you’re not sorry . ❜ ❛ i’m doing good , i’m on some new shit . ❜ ❛ i thought i saw you at the bus stop . ❜ ❛ all this time i was wasting , hoping you’d come around . ❜ ❛ i remember it all too well . ❜ ❛ someday maybe you’ll miss me . ❜ ❛ i’ve been waiting for you all my life . ❜ ❛ you looked me in the eye and told me you’d never go away . ❜ ❛ every single day until the end , i will be by your side . ❜ ❛ all you do is let me down . ❜ ❛ someday when you leave me , i bet these memories will follow you around . ❜ ❛ say you’ll see me again , even if it’s in your wildest dreams . ❜ ❛ the knife cuts both ways . ❜ ❛ long story short , it was a bad time . ❜ ❛ i’ll do anything you say , if you say it with your hands . ❜ ❛ i’d be smart to walk away . ❜ ❛ this path is reckless . ❜ ❛ it takes everything in me just to get up each day , but it’s wonderful to see that you’re okay . ❜ ❛ how’s your heart , after breaking mine ? ❜ ❛ it’s taken me this long , but i’ve figured you out . ❜ ❛ i don’t want to hurt anymore . ❜ ❛ you can say you’re sorry , but i don’t believe you like i did before . ❜ ❛ i think he did it , but i just can’t prove it . ❜ ❛ you’ve got your share of secrets and i’m tired of being the last to know . ❜ ❛ i’m fine with my spite . ❜ ❛ i just need you . ❜ ❛ my picture’s in your wallet ? ❜ ❛ i didn’t say half the things i wanted to . ❜ ❛ this is how the world works . ❜ ❛ i never got past what you put me through . ❜ ❛ this is the last time you tell me i’ve ‘got it wrong’ . ❜ ❛ they say i’ve gone too far , this time . ❜ ❛ it’s been awhile since i’ve even heard from you . ❜ ❛ we took a wrong turn . ❜ ❛ i can’t help it if there’s no one else . ❜ ❛ no one’s celebrating . ❜ ❛ we fall in love until it hurts or bleeds or fades in time . ❜ ❛ all we are is skin and bone trained to get along . ❜ ❛ your cheeks were turning red . ❜ ❛ i know that it’s over , i don’t need your closure . ❜ ❛ don’t treat me like some situation that needs to be handled . ❜ ❛ if it’s all in my head , tell me now . tell me i’ve got it wrong . ❜ ❛ we were something , don’t you think so ? ❜ ❛ i don’t regret it one bit , he had it coming . ❜ ❛ you’ll find the real thing , instead . ❜ ❛ i know my love should be celebrated , but you tolerate it . ❜ ❛ i never saw you coming . ❜ ❛ this is the last time i’m asking you this . ❜ ❛ put my name at the top of your list . ❜ ❛ the greatest films of all time were never made . ❜ ❛ didn’t it all seem new and exciting ? ❜ ❛ while you were out building worlds , where was i ? ❜ ❛ i’m begging for footnotes in the story of your life . ❜ ❛ when i fell hard , you took a step back . ❜ ❛ i bet you never loved me . ❜ ❛ words , how little they mean when you’re a little too late . ❜ ❛ you never called it what it was . ❜ ❛ it was one prize i’d cheat to win . ❜ ❛ it would’ve been fun … if you would’ve been the one . ❜ ❛ i’d do it over and over and over again , if i could . ❜ ❛ i notice every thing you do . ❜ ❛ all we know is touch - and - go . ❜ ❛ i know it’s long gone and there’s nothing else i could do . ❜ ❛ you kept me like a secret but i kept you like an oath . ❜ ❛ maybe we got lost in translation . ❜ ❛ maybe i asked for too much . ❜ ❛ i’ve got some things to say to you . ❜ ❛ it cut deep , to know you . right to the bone . ❜ ❛ that made me want to die . ❜ ❛ the idea you had of me , who was she ? ❜ ❛ you’re not my homeland , anymore . ❜ ❛ the greatest loves of all time are over , now . ❜ ❛ i might be okay , but i’m not fine at all . ❜ ❛ if my wishes came true , it would’ve been you . ❜ ❛ it’s been a long time . ❜ ❛ it wasn’t right , the way it all went down . ❜ ❛ i could feel you sneaking in . ❜ ❛ take my hand . ❜
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