Your Sassy, Gay Guardian Angel

||I'm so multifandom trash that I don't even know what to label myself as anymore|| Lord of Recycled Memes|| Do you ever cry because you're not Canadian because I do||

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GUYS

Sorry to break character, but I needa point something out.

Look! It’s the most badass super-cool harem god that everyone hates with a burning passion! BUT WAIT

IT’S A FUCKING FIDGET SPINNER.

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Oh my gOD

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Announcement to the Two People and Tumbleweed who check my Blog.

Aight boys, I’m not going to be online for the next.... Couple days it’s too early for math right now.

My school is hosting an out of state camp, and seeing as this is the land down under, the next state is about a day of driving away. The camp lasts for a school week not including the two days of travel so from now until about next sunday I’ll be gone.

So I’m still alive, okay?

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Navi's Google History #4

Song that goes na. na, nanana, na na na na na na

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Is it the one from Smash Bros?

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//fsgwhsbbs looks like @aphfairysgooglehistory is one of the blogs I don’t get notifications for, I’m not sure if that’s good or bad

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Bad, obviously. I’m brilliant. It must be sad missing out on what I have to say.

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(( @germanysgooglehistory )) Are you ignoring me, Mister Germany!?

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He can’t see your notifications, genius. 

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Navi's Google History #3

Why do fidget spinners do the lil wapwapwap when you blow on them

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I tested it and they do go wapwapwap and I demand to know why

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Mom Mister Germany is ignoring me

Chill he’s probably just one of the Americans with their messed up time and backwards toilets

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WAIT FUCK WHEN DID YOU GET A BLOG

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Im a strong independent fairy who don’t need no germany

(( @germanysgooglehistory ))

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I will give you a time out I am your mother I can do that

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Mom Mister Germany is ignoring me

Chill he’s probably just one of the Americans with their messed up time and backwards toilets

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WAIT FUCK WHEN DID YOU GET A BLOG

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Mom Mister Germany is ignoring me

Chill he’s probably just one of the Americans with their messed up time and backwards toilets

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#150

i want this to be over

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Oh my gosh, are you alright? Would you like to talk about it, I’m here to listen if you want

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You’re white? Cool.

You’re black? Cool.

You’re asian? Cool.

You’re gay? Cool.

You’re straight? Cool.

You’re bi? Cool.

You’re cis? Cool.

You’re trans? Cool. 

You hate anyone for being any of these? Not cool.

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lads I’m not taking this bullshit in the month of pride.

if you’re a terf, unfollow me. if you erase crimes committed by women or badmouth men as the root of all evil, you are not a feminist. Transphobes leave, you’re not wanted here.

if you make rape jokes, victim blame, or if you’re an abuse apologist, go.

unfollow me if you don’t believe aces/aros should be in lgbt(+)⬅ spaces, which was not originally intended but guess what? things fucking change.

if you would send anon hate or cry pedophilia over a fictional ship, unfollow me.

unfollow me if you think white is somehow superior to black/asian/latinx/romani or any other race

same goes for if you harass Muslims or Jewish people, or any other faith

I’m not here for your neo-Nazi ideals. and while I’m at it, Trump supporters unfollow me too.

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lads I’m not taking this bullshit in the month of pride.

if you’re a terf, unfollow me. if you erase crimes committed by women or badmouth men as the root of all evil, you are not a feminist. Transphobes leave, you’re not wanted here.

if you make rape jokes, victim blame, or if you’re an abuse apologist, go.

unfollow me if you don’t believe aces/aros should be in lgbt(+)⬅ spaces, which was not originally intended but guess what? things fucking change.

if you would send anon hate or cry pedophilia over a fictional ship, unfollow me.

unfollow me if you think white is somehow superior to black/asian/latinx/romani or any other race

same goes for if you harass Muslims or Jewish people, or any other faith

I’m not here for your neo-Nazi ideals. and while I’m at it, Trump supporters unfollow me too.

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Fun fact

Rejection really fucking hurts.

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Naww, you okay? Do you wanna talk about it, I’m here to listen if you want to.

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*sings*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQmpVHUi-0A this is also pretty good

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Dobby!elf Search History #2

Will painting dobby’s face gray and putting on sunglasses really end the m!a?

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Lets just say yes

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Look. Look at his face. Look right at it. Look.

Aight, guess who’s back. Moi. it’s me.

So I found BTS. And it’s killing me.

FEATURED: Jungkook/Jeon Jungkook/Kookie/The thing jesus came back as: http://bangtanboys.wikia.com/wiki/Jungkook 

-Mod  ♪°•— ❀Pastalaxies❀ —•° ♪ (Screw it, I’m a new kind of trash, call me Oppa)

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STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen