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[imperviousfly]

It’s fun to play extra dumb when a sexist person speaks. I’m sorry, I don’t get your veiled sexist comment, please explain it thoroughly.

[imperviousfly]

Fantastic night watching these guys and the staff at Pride Bar perform the inaugural Pride Bar pantomime! (at Pride of our Footscray Community Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6X9zhFpVHf/?igshid=16b4l2bc8dkwv

[imperviousfly]

Kitty cuddles 💖💖💖 #catsofinstagram (at Tarneit, Victoria, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6VRNW2Jvz-/?igshid=195gb8070r45i

[imperviousfly]

Christmas get together with friends. (at Rockbank, Victoria, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6VIR-upj8H/?igshid=1x5so1hvzn4zz

[imperviousfly]

Not the best photo but I’m remembering to actually post so...points for trying??? (at Collingwood, Victoria, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6DHSPrph2E/?igshid=gd29wned2y7d

[imperviousfly]

Feeling cute, might conquer the world later #bodypositive #red #dontletthemugglesgetyoudown https://www.instagram.com/p/B0U2v6NJUdW/?igshid=h4dhvdsdjyzu

[imperviousfly]

I made him very happy by going to bed with him #innuendo #cats #catstagram #catsofinstagram (at Tarneit, Victoria, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Buv-CKNF6he/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1id2ibdl6foaq

[imperviousfly]

This is the look I'm getting at the moment because he wants me to go to bed and I'm not ready. #cats #cats_of_instagram #catstagram (at Tarneit, Victoria, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Buv6-RClRbz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gjlhv0xikwr7

[imperviousfly]

A very quick #crossstitch project while I watch #rolemodelsmovie and some #rickandmorty on #netflix Design by Chloe Hardisty of @cotton_clara (at Tarneit, Victoria, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuTJvhNlSWw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1b9jobq0vg9cf

[imperviousfly]

Good morning Monday. I’m off to see meerkats! https://www.instagram.com/p/BuSJG_2FaU3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mmeiakx91p3f

[imperviousfly]

So we are watching #moonlightcinema and I have my mermaid tail blanket from my aunt #lifeisgood #thefavouritemovie (at Moonlight Cinema, Royal Botanical Gardens) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuQnknTFZDf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5fipq87nfnxt

[awed-frog]

If you’re in need of ‘faith in humanity: restored’ news, a duck suddenly appeared on a remote island in the Pacific and no one’s sure how he even made it (the closest landmass, New Zealand, is about 1700 miles away) but, like, the entire population is now devoted to the duck’s wellbeing and that’s the first duck they’ve ever seen so they named him and Googled what he eats (not bread!) and built him an artificial pond and now ‘there are concerns he might be lonely’, so there’s talk of importing other ducks to keep him company and yeah, the world is still batshit insane but isn’t this the sweetest thing?

Anyway, meet Trevor.

[dankmemecentral1]

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

[madawhatever]

“Before the writers started working on the first season, I wrote a list of six things on the wall that every episode had to do.” - Mike Schur (x)

[raptorlily-deactivated20191105]

#ladies and gentlemen #a showrunner who knows what the fuck he is doing (via @stillscape)

[meridiangrimm]

I want to read a story about a wizard whose only spell is “fix this”, but the specially-crafted magic takes their intent into account.  "Fix this" can mean repairing the wheel on the adventurers’ cart or healing a broken arm or “fixing” a lock so that it’s in what the wizard considers the “correct” (unlocked) position.  Imagine the other mages getting increasingly frustrated as the wizard stubbornly refuses to learn any other spells.

[meridiangrimm]

Wizard: *points at a canyon* Fix this

Other casters: That’s not really how spells -

Wizard: Oh look, one of our blankets is now a magic carpet.  Guess we don’t need a bridge.

Casters: How -

[meridiangrimm]

Wizard: *points at logs that won’t catch fire* Fix this

Other casters: There’s been too much rain, it won’t -

Wizard:  I fixed it so that it’s in the same state it was yesterday.  Someone here knows how to start a fire, right?

Casters: What -

[meridiangrimm]

Wizard: *points at charging dragon*: Fix this

Other casters: THAT’S NOT HOW MAGIC WORKS YOU IDIOT WE’RE GOING TO DIE

Dragon: *coughs* Did you just… cure my intestinal problems?  I’ve been trying to stop breathing fire for weeks, but it just kept spilling out, and every time I tried to ask for help, I burned everything down.  I won’t forget this kindness.

Casters: *ripping their hair out* H O W

[scrap-patch]

I’m dying 😂👌

[imperviousfly]

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Largest Chinese Dragon outside of China (at Royal Exhibition Building)

[imperviousfly]

At the Queen Vic Markets with Mum as she wanted retail therapy. It is hot and humid but not too busy. #randomhand (at Queen Victoria Market)