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me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

simon-petricock-deactivated2024

When u wake up and ur teddy bear is on the floor

snailtattoo-deactivated20210605

i just saw someone on tumblr say they were born in 2004 and i choked you’re all babies babies i say it’s impossible anyone born in 2004 is 5 years old at most

sarcasm-not-capitalism-deactiva

I was born in 2004 and I’m 14 lmao

snailtattoo-deactivated20210605

that’s impossible 2004 was only 5 years ago you are a mere baby please return to your miniaturized racecar bed

solsikkepop

#dogs

mcdungeon

I feel like each year has progressively gotten worse since the Year of Luigi ended

twitterlols

child: daddy when I grow up I want to be just like you

dad: you're just copying me to get successful and I'm gonna slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch

#friends

fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2

ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!

aw omg would date u sound adorable

batz

firelorcl

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

thebootydiaries

powerburial

trail of blunts leading to blunt graveyard

kaitimcc

This is honestly not okay….like how can you proudly litter and then post pictures of it?

powerburial

yeah i smoked 200 blunts in one sitting and left all the wrappers on the ground and it is fucking cool

letstalkaboutthehusband

this is trashy and not okay and also stupid like why would u pollute ur smoke spot the whole point of smoking in nature is to attempt to achieve peace and calm and how are u gonna do that w all this fucking garbage? i’m mad cuz of these pics yeah :// smh plus it’s rude af to everyone else who smokes here like have some basic sense of respect for the earth and the flora n fauna around u like haha funny joke i guess but also dont

powerburial

sorry but i smoked 200 blunts in one sitting here and couldnt fimd a trash can. i went to 7-11 and said 200 white owls please and he didnt give me a bag so i carried them bundled in my arms fumbling into the woods and i got to work. i stayed in the woods for 40 days and 40 nights rolling my blunts, smoking them, and leaving my trash for all to see