[pilferedinstagram]

[aflockofpigeons]

AAA-

[pink-limerence]

@metaphortennis

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

[sun-ni-day]

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

[aphel1on]

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

[gryffon]

source

[pink-limerence]

@metaphortennis

[gabriellelestat]

it’s womenmaxxing time. 2026 is the year of women. women only 24/7. we need to talk about women more than ever. it’s women time

[saaraahka]

they should make a type of mutual who lives close to you and enjoy taking walks together

[pink-limerence]

Can't understand why it's trans exclusive radical feminist... There's NOTHING radical or feminist about transphobia, go fucking DIE!!!!!

[charl0ttan]

problematic time zone gap

[charl0ttan]

when you were having lunch she was literally still asleep

[pink-limerence]

Please bring back Pangea I've had enough!!! And train tracks connecting it all

[iloveweirdgirls-deactivated2026]

I love lesbians who have weird genders!!!

[pink-limerence]

I will be getting a spider tomorrow!!! I am literally so excited!!! Please support my excitement even if you hate spiders

[pink-limerence]

I've only had her for 3 hours but if anything were to happen to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

[injuries-in-dust]

A collection of strange and amusing bird noises for your entertainment.

[pink-limerence]

@metaphortennis

[everybodysworriedaboutowen]

Day 2 of directly targeting the intersection of DnD nerds and folk punk fans as a writing exercise, fan project, and a transparent attempt at more engagement

Might be a bit of a wait for the next one since I’m working pretty much all weekend but I hope you enjoy this one!

[landhoe-wdc]

the greatest 4 minutes and 24 seconds in british tv history

[cbrcbbr]

barbie’s changed!

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[metaphortennis]

@pink-limerence

[snapsicle]

cats: purr when they are content

rats:

[ghostlyskiess]

i’m sorry????????

[bogleech]

rat owners call it “boggling” or “boogling”

[bogleech]

it’s really because their happy response is to grind their teeth loudly, called “bruxing,” so when they get really really into bruxing it just happens to flex the right muscles to push their eyeballs in and out

[metaphortennis]

@pink-limerence