weaser:
❝ when you’ve been a PATHETIC NERD as long as i have, you learn to shit yourself on the inside. it’s the closest us sniveling geeks can get to the unimpressed, cool-guy persona. now, would you like a tampon or pad to go with that drink? ❞
“ Pad is just fine. “ he looks around like a man on a mission, taking in every detail the seedy establishment would give him; every questionable patron, every chip in the paint, and the leftovers of all the hearty tavern brawls.
“ I’m going to be perfectly honest with you.. “
“ ..I don’t remember why I’m here. “
















