Let&#x27;s Not Do This Today

You're not gonna believe this, but Brent Spiner actually confirmed that it's not his ass in Datalore. I hope you're happy we all have to die with this knowledge now.

You’re right I don’t believe that.

#Sam's Jams #I'm a internet detective

@weirdtrek Too bad, it’s real.

I shouldn’t be surprised that my dad @implyingyoucare disappears from tumblr for ages before returning just to thirst openly on my dash

ITS NOT A THIRST POST HOLY FUCK

THIS PICTURE IS SO SCARY DON’T EVER POST IT AGAIN 😱😱😦

#are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned little man?#sam's jams

I shouldn’t be surprised that my dad @implyingyoucare disappears from tumblr for ages before returning just to thirst openly on my dash

#SCREAM #I DON'T WANT TO FUCK BRENT SPINER #I'M NOT A ROBOT FUCKER I SWEAR #Its true though I disappear for months and come back just to post insane shit #Sam's jams

ITS NOT A THIRST POST HOLY FUCK

I wonder if anyone had cross referenced Dr. Okun’s ass in Independence Day: Resurgence with Lore’s ass in Datalore just to see if we’ve been lied to all these years

God am I really about to do this? I literally just finished watching Independence Day 2 so I might as well since you made me picture it anyway.

*adds @implyingyoucare to blocked list*

#So now that I'm officially never getting into heaven #And spent my friday night taking screenshots of Brent Spiner's ass #I guess this is my low point huh #Star Trek #Brent Spiner #ASS

Fortunately for you, there’s no *naked* ass shots in Independence Day. Unfortunately for you, Fresh Hell exists.

Are these the same ass? Fuck dude, I dunno, you decide.

I wonder if anyone had cross referenced Dr. Okun’s ass in Independence Day: Resurgence with Lore’s ass in Datalore just to see if we’ve been lied to all these years

#Be right back #First you make me watching the horrific nightmare that is Data orgasming #Now I have to take screenshots of Brent Spiner's ass #What has my life become #Sams Jams

God am I really about to do this? I literally just finished watching Independence Day 2 so I might as well since you made me picture it anyway.

kajaono

Can some help me. How did Verger get Hannibal and Will from Europe to America again? Was that ever explained in Hannibal?

#Hannibal #Mason Verger #Crawling out of my hole to answer questions about Mason #Then back I go for who knows how long

The show never explains it and the scenario from the book is very different, but there are a few parts that detail how Mason’s underhanded dealings go down.

There’s whole pages about how he makes sure that his man-eating pigs get through all of the checkpoints from Europe to America. He’s also known to bribe politicians and blackmail them into voting for what he wants. (Not to mention there were multiple deaths in Verger factories, and his family bought their way out of that. And Mason’s dad managing to keep his son’s crimes out of the papers and getting him community service instead of prison time.)

Considering how much his company has shipped around in the first place, it’s not a stretch to imagine that he could buy people’s silence and ship Hannibal and Will to America.

I love how Cognac’s quills look after he’s had a bath.

#Sam's Jams #Hedgehog #Cognac the Hedgehog

Short rant about intersex stuff under the cut. I just wanted to write about how I’m feeling because a lot of medical stuff is happening.

I have to have surgery next month because my doctors need to do an internal exam, and they can’t do it normally because I’m intersex.

I’ve explained this to my mom a dozen times, but for some reason she’s convinced I’m lying somehow. And I just don’t understand it... She knows that I’m intersex, we’ve talked about it multiple times. She’s seen the results of my hormone tests and my pelvic ultra sound. She knows that things about me are different, but she refuses to believe it. Every time I talk to her about it, she insists that my condition has to be something else. But why would my doctors be doing this surgery if they didn’t believe it was really necessary? How could I possibly be lying about a surgery that I need?

I’m just really hurt right now that my parents refuse to understand what I’m going through. Doing this surgery is already so hard on me mentally because I have genital dysphoria. I’m not sure I can deal with my mom being there during the surgery because of how many terrible things she’s said to me about it.

My parents outright make fun of me for calling myself intersex because they don’t think it’s real. And it confuses me even more, because they also mock me for my intersex traits. My mom has straight up told me that I’m disgusting so many times. She’s called me a faggot, told me that no one will ever love me, and that I’m choosing to be like this because I refuse to try harder to look like the gender they chose for me.

I wish I was lying, but my dad really believes that birth defects are caused by demons, and he really thinks that demons are the reason that I’m different and that I’m going to hell for being intersex. Everything they say is constantly contradictory between “You’re not intersex” and “You being intersex is terrible”.

I’m just really hurt because I genuinely don’t understand why they think I’m so wrong. I’m not someone who strives to be extreme or different. I’m a very quiet, average looking person who doesn’t go looking for attention. All I want is to wear simple clothes and be called Sam. Apparently, that’s too much for them to handle.

#Intersex #Actually intersex #Sam's Jams #I just needed to vent a bit #Because my parents are really upsetting me #And my therapist wasn't even sure how to help me

stitchdrawsstuff

Drew this icon for @implyingyoucare of his little boar character. It was fun and cute to work one :)

#Yay it's my son #Thank you!#Sam's Jams

idk if this will work right but heres sammy absolutely killing me in borderlands: the pre-sequel

#borderlands #handsome Jack #Sammy Streams #inb4 someone asks if i said this seriously #never

This is reason number one why no one should ever come to my streams.

#reblog #Feel free to ask it's fun to chat #Sam's Jams

Hey, you guys should message me for an invite if you want to join my discord server.

So far it’s a nice little community and I’d love to have more mutuals join.

princebasil

rb this and describe the most popular post you’ve ever made in the tags

yogfan14

I think that my favorite thing from Okami is that there’s a designated bark button so that you can just bark whenever you want for no apparent reason.

archivedbarfblog

Shout-out to Luigi’s Mansion in which you had a button specifically to call for Mario which got more and more desperate the less sanity Luigi had and that’s it, it did nothing